#how to be normal

[radiopika]

No one asked…..

But here’s an autistic man’s headcanon for Daisuke Jigen. 🚬

• He’s a coffee nut, always has at least one cup a day and it’s always black coffee.

• Homosexual , demiromantic

• He doesn’t understand slang and rants about it (damn kids these days)

• The oldest of the group (other than Zenigata)

• mullet. need i say more?

• He’s had the same haircut for years

• He’s probably autistic i’m going to be so real.

• He loves the colors blue and purple

• He seems the type to actually really like anything silk.

Yea this was so poorly put together idk how to post stuff about my hyperfixations and seem normal about them

[blastzachilles]

ough....... living in my head yay....

[mappingthesky]

my roomie just confusedly asked my opinion on the plane jane / la belle kissing video and im like oh wait. that wasn’t hot to you?

[kainekillinggod]

so, i just finished watching the fallout finale.

[thelunarghost]

just got assigned my college suitemates and how the hell do i act like a normal person in this group chat?

[homunculovers]

How to not get blocked 101

the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

[hinamie]

newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

[anotherpapercut]

I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

[nosongunsung11]

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[bags-of-regret]

Oh god theres more

[ramblings-and-musings]

life is a theater, and i don't want to break the fourth wall

it seems often like i am acting in a play without my script i guess and improv, desperately convincing the audience that i am normal and know what i'm doing i amass a script of my own, born of observing other people, reading over their shoulders as they effortlessly glide through their lines only at night, in the comforting presence of just my own psyche, can i remove the mask, the act, the jester's costume

precious few recognize my act, invite me backstage, take off my costume and stage makeup with gentle hands fewer still require no act of me at all, softly retiring my desperate improv i struggle to play by the rules

each conversation is carefully choreographed: two beats of eye contact, then look away pay attention to where my hands are, don't make a weird facial expression hope i pass as a normal person i could fill books with the practical skills i've had to learn by observing other people

the theatrical mask is tear-stained, the jester's hat is put on to contain a head full of storms and non-knowledge

[rassblerry]

PV thinks he's part of the team....

Reference because this was insanely funny to me. GET SENT TO THE MINES, IDIOTS!!!

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[cherisgirl]

my presence must be exhausting

[pyrus-salicifolia]

“Normal” test results are not the relief people think they are. When you wake up in pain and continue to be in pain for hours every day and your tests come back normal you don’t stop being in pain.