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i still stand by this

BIRD

[fuckmexicanlmanberg]

okay hang on it took me moving accts and i dont even know if you still use this blog because i left mexicanlmanburg many moons ago but. bro wtf i still dont know who you are and i remembered you existed in a fever dream the other week. why did you hate me this was the funniest era of my life

oh boy it has been so long since i last touched this blog, this shit is wild. ive long since changed my url of my main from back then. i dont really remember it tbh, but im gonna pretend im keeping quiet to keep up the mystery

also hate is needed for nourishment and shit. >:) its like a starwbery, a strawbery needs hate to. like. be a strawbery. and do hatefull, evil things. thats why strawberries are so red. its the hate >:)

[fuckmexicanlmanberg]

wow!! you're so evil and cool. :o)

>:) YES YES. I AM

[fuckmexicanlmanberg]

how's your crime career going, ex?

I HAVE CRIMED A PENCIL AND SPILLED QUINCE JUICE ON A SHITTY LAPTOP! I AM FEELING VERY GOOD ABOUT MY CRIME!!

[fuckmexicanlmanberg]

yeah!! do exactly that. go you. :o) i can't help with taking over the world since it's kinda against the clown code, but i'm rooting for you and all!

NONONONO CLOWNY. CLOWNY LISTEN. LETS BE CLOWN CRIMINALS. LETS PUNT EVERYONE IN OUR SIGHT. 

[fuckmexicanlmanberg]

you already are great enough to takr over the world!!! just believe in yourself.

HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND! OF COURSE! THATS ITS. MY NEW YEARS RESULUTION IS TO KICK DOWN THE DOOR TO EVERY PERSON EVEN REMOTLY IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING AND KICK THEM IN THE SHIN!!!

[fuckmexicanlmanberg]

i know! you're always very great!! maybe you'll grt even greater and more epic and all this year.

>:D I WIL I WILL! ONE DAY I WILL BE GREAT ENOUGH TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE WORLD!!!

[fuckmexicanlmanberg]

i hoe the new you is just as great as the old new! though no matter what you're like in 2021, you'll always be my friend!! :o)

OF COURSE I WILL BE GREAT I AM ALWAYS VERY VERY GREAT!!1 

[fuckmexicanlmanberg]

POG. HAPPY NEW YEARS

haspsu naeyarh

I THINK THIS SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR SO IM SAYING IT BACK. BUT WHEN I GOOGLE IT IT PULLS UP A BURGER SHOP SO WHO KNOWS ANYMORE

[fuckmexicanlmanberg]

haspsu naeyarh

I THINK THIS SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR SO IM SAYING IT BACK. BUT WHEN I GOOGLE IT IT PULLS UP A BURGER SHOP SO WHO KNOWS ANYMORE

[fuckmexicanlmanberg]

happy new year, ex! :o)

NEW YEAR. NEW ME. OH BOY! 

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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THE NEAREST CRIME?

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i could lend you my knife if you want! or teach you how to use a sword, though we'd probably have to make a mini version for you, since they're heavy to carry.

SWORD!!!!!! I GET TO STAB PEOPLE YESSSS!!!! AND I AM VERY STRONG, I AM TOTALY ABLE TO HOLD ANY AND EVERY SWORD! 

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yes, ex, go assassinate the queen! follow your dreams!

THANK!!! I AM COLLECTING VARIOUS DEVICES THAT WILL HELP ME. SO FAR I HAVE A CANDY WRAPPER, TWO (2!!!) PENCILS AND A COIN! I AM SO VERY RICH!!

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HELLO

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quick question: who thought teaching the sock puppet about the economy was a good idea?? next thing we know they are gonna try and assassinante the queen to steal her wealth

IM GONNA ASSASSINATE ALL THE QUEENS AND THEN IM GONNA BUY A SANDWICH

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GOODMORNINH TO EVERYONE WHO ISNT TOMMY! ✨🔆🔆🦝🔆🐸