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I hate this stupid farm! [...] I do not want to be a farmer, that was your idea not mine! I am not interested!

ROAD TO AVONLEA (1990-1996) ↳ 5.01 Fathers and Sons

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Just found this rather heartwarming clip of Tony Bennett on SCTV with Bob and Doug McKenzie. :’) 

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MURDOCH MYSTERIES 7.10

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Canada has lost a cultural icon...

How many Canadian gen-X and Elder Millennials got their education by furtively ducking their heads under the covers late at night to listen to people phone in the questions others were afraid to ask, to get honest, matter of fact answers from this kindly woman?

RIP Sue Johansson

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Canadian Starfleet captain whose command catchphrase is "Giv'r."

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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new shipping trope: third wheeling so hard that it turns into a polycule

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Tyler Johnston as Danny Lubbe from Less Than Kind

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made as a gift for xheavensmostadorable

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A sad day for Canada 🇨🇦😥

RIP Gordon Lightfoot

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OH, PAL!

Corner gas is a beautiful Canadian fever dream that I happened upon one night many years ago on the weird channel that we used to get that was sometimes Canadian and sometimes other things?

It is an absolutely absurd comedy set in a very tiny town in Saskatchewan and centered on the characters who work in the Corner Gas station and Ruby’s Diner next door and their family and friends.

Low-stakes town drama, sarcasm, and possibly the invention of the word “staycation”

GIFs are in short supply alas, but I love it dearly.

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hello i submitted a character yesterday and now i am here to deliver propaganda

Hank Yarbo from Corner Gas has GOT to be in this tournament. being stupid is LITERALLY what he's known for. in fact a character need only mention hank for others to understand what's going on. examples include: "hank-like" "hank-type stuff" "hank happened."

he thinks the word cocky has multiple Ks in it. he accidentally spray-painted a 68 on the water tower when it was supposed to say "grad '86" because he was painting upside down. he thinks it's "won't you take me to monkey town". he spent a whole episode trying to chase down a dog he thought was a reincarnation of an old cartoon character. he changed the password to his email so that another character couldn't guess it, but then he quickly forgot what it was. when an american comes to town, hank's chosen to be the "goodwill ambassador" and show the guy around but he ends up cracking jokes about how little americans know about canada and other such subjects the whole time, essentially just being a nuisance. he kissed his friend's mom on the lips by accident and was super weird about it afterward while she'd already moved on. instead of buying a wallet to save time finding his money, he bought a pair of cargo pants that he filled with random stuff. he still left his money in his truck. and these are only a FEW examples of this guy's dumbassery.

he's unemployed. he's in constant debt. he's a roughly 40-year-old man. he looks and sounds like a teenager. he once became a rodeo clown that helped the cops. the next episode he started a blog that nobody read. he drives a truck that needs constant repairs. he gets constantly made fun of by the other characters. he's probably autistic.

in conclusion: you should vouch for hank yarbo NOW! and watch corner gas while you're at it :)

this is a truly amazing essay, he gets a ‘certified dumbass’ award from me personally

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Cara Gee as Kat Loving in ‘Strange Empire’