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i need a soft dom that whispers how good i feel and kisses all over my body before fucking me senseless until i’m drooling with my eyes rolled back

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Kingsbook #33 - Part 1 - AKA “Mr. Hart-Unwin Would Rather Die (Again) Before Letting His Colleagues See Him Weep Actual Tears” 😆

Look for more of this nonsense under the “Kingsbook” tag!

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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Someone do this to me 🫣💕

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Lazy: I should clean that thing but I’d rather sit here & let someone else do it.

Executive dysfunction: I have to clean that thing but I can’t get up. I like cleaning, I want to clean that thing I left out… Get up. Get up. Just get tf up. It’s not that hard. Why am I stuck like this. Stop scrolling. Clean the fkn thing. Just get up and clean the fkn thing. Why can’t I just get up and clean it. Why am I like this. Am I just telling myself I have executive dysfunction? What if I’m really just lazy? Oh great someone else is already cleaning the thing. I ruined it. I failed. Idk why I exist. I can’t do anything right.

The person who cleaned the thing: “why can’t you just clean up your messes? You’re so lazy.”

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Lazy = willfully won’t do it

Executive dysfunction = unwillingly can’t do it

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In honor of @emmashouldbewriting gloriously exposing my thirstiness, here's something that you all didn't ask but you all needed.

Colin Firth wearing suits

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Anyone can be heroic from time to time, but a gentleman is something you have to be all the time.

- Luigi Pirandello, Italian dramatist, novelist, poet, 1934 Nobel Prize in Literature

The greatest act of rebellion today is being a gentleman. The true gentleman never lets the influences of the modern world affect the morals he holds or the practice of his virtues, such as courtesy and respect.

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This man is genuinely so fine I can't

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𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖞 𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖘

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: harry hart

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: just a list of harry hart's kinks <3 he's such a dilf and a sweetheart, ugh! love him

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: smut !!

𝐀/𝐍: minors dont interact!

ROLEPLAY

Can you imagine Professor Hart lecturing you? Yummy. Harry is a talented man with a vast experience of going undercover on missions and it would certainly add realistic aspects to your fun time together.

As previously stated, one of his favorite fantasies is professor and student, although he also shows interest in playing detective and suspect. Try to imagine this man in an interrogation scene — we all know he would put great effort in getting information out of you, no matter how.

SEMI PUBLIC SEX

This man happens to be on missions ninety percent of his time. His life is being a Kingsman after all. That being said, his libido might achieve its peak during important missions and Harry wouldn't mind satisfying both your needs in a fancy bathroom, let's say.

Sometimes, if you were feeling quite lonely in the back of his car and there was still some time left until you both arrived at your destination, as a gentleman, Harry would let you ride him for as long as you wanted. I must add, though, his risks are always very calculated so he would only indulge in fucking you if he deemed it safe. Exposition is a limit he would not cross.

SAPIOPHILE

Okay, not exactly a kink, but listen. Harry is a man of manners and it is an important aspect of his life. He is also insightful and intelligent. One of the aspects he admires in a partner is being able to keep up with him. Talking about challenging topics during breakfast? He loves how smart you sound. He would also point out some details you might've not said. 

Soon, it would become a battle of smarts. The provocative tone in your voice would make his blood go south in a minute. You would be fighting for the upper hand of the discussion and when he gives you a brilliant response, you would be left speechless. 

Your wounded ego, despite not mean, would get back at him in a childish manner. That's not fair, Harry! You know I'm right, you're just… Better at words! Indeed, you could place the blame at anything or anyone, but the truth is that you were too naïve to know his real intentions. 

Harry was excellent at testing your limits and you would take the bait anytime. He loved hearing you argue and defend your values, it also excited him, how fierce you were when it came to that.

In a moment, he would have you against a wall, his cock hard as rock pressed against your thigh while your hand tugged at his hair. From time to time, he enjoyed a good fuck, the rough ones in particular. 

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unfortunately i am rewatching golden circle for pedro. this movie still pisses me tf off. there was no reason to kill off roxy and merlin NOOOONNNNNEEEEE

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This man is genuinely so fine I can't

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Roxy: I don't care what anyone says, the black cookie part of the Oreo is the best part

Charlie: Dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. you cannot have a coin with one side

Eggsy: Yo, Socrates, its a fucking cookie

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Michele Morrone in 365 Days (2020)

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In honor of @emmashouldbewriting gloriously exposing my thirstiness, here's something that you all didn't ask but you all needed.

Colin Firth wearing suits

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COLIN FIRTH | Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)