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It's been a busy bank holiday weekend on the TIny Chumps Farm. They decided to hold a traditional village fete with all the eccentric entertainments the British summer is famous for. They dusted off some old horse collars for a gurning competition, chased a cheese down a hill, and they planned to set up a "Splat the Rat" stall. Unfortunately, when they got the board out, they realised that the fake rats that players hit had gone missing (probably eaten by actual rats, which at least kept them away from the barley). However, Jeremy and James found a creative solution - though Richard is not convinced!

(On a personal note, I spent the weekend doodling these pictures, but I didn't think it was wholly appropriate to post them in the light of events in Liverpool yesterday. Fortunately, the alleged perpetrator has been arrested and charged, and everyone who was taken to hospital is heading in the right direction, and I wish them all a full and fast recovery)

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Why Speak?

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So. It’s September 20 again. Most, if not all, Top Gear fans know the significance of that date. At this time last year (2011) I did a Tumblr post about it.

This time, I’m doing a copy-and-paste job of one of Jeremy’s columns — more specifically, his Sunday Times column for September 24, 2006, four days after Richard went upside-down. I’m doing this for a couple of reasons:

1) I can’t link to it as it’s behind the Times paywall now, but more importantly, 

2) I believe this is something that needs to be read (and re-read) by fans and non-fans alike.

In this column you don’t see the bombastic, opinionated gobshite. Instead, here is a then-46-year-old bloke in (at least from my point of view) a very vulnerable position. One of his best mates had just gone through a horrible accident and was in hospital with acquired brain injury, and the haters were calling for the BBC to cancel what was, essentially, his baby (which will celebrate its tenth birthday next month) after seeing what they believed was the last straw. Say what you will about Jeremy’s opinions, but here is proof positive that he is fiercely loyal to those nearest and dearest to him, and — for me, at the very least — loyalty is something to be valued and respected.

(By the way, you may want to keep some Kleenex handy, just in case you get bombarded by All The Feels. *nods*)

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Look at their stupid faces and just ship it already. Come to the dark side.

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Stephen: Let's try you upstairs. Follow me.

I genuinely can't believe there's no Stephen Fry/Jeremy Clarkson fic banging around (pun intended). They have such excellent chemistry.

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These magnificent artworks are the creation of @modifiedvolvo on Threads and Instagram, and they just about made my day

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Jeremy Clarkson on JD Vance, Sunday TImes

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Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear Magazine, January 2003

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The trio stumble upon Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones in a Polish wax Musuem (The Grand Tour: Eurocrash, 2023)

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Can we appreciate James May in the wet t-shirt being watched by Jeremy Clarkson under the rainbow umbrella

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Another doodle! I know, I'm spoiling you - they're like buses, nothing for ages and then two come along at once. And the Tiniest Chump is responsible for this one too...

Recently, two of the Big Chumps were playing about in a car in front of a camera and Richard told the person behind the camera that he and James had worked together before, as professional dancers. Of course, when someone says something like that I can't resist breaking out the markers!

(If anyone is wondering, the ballet company behind the photos I used as reference for this is all male, but they dance predominantly female roles in drag. I've seen them twice, and they are brilliant)

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Jeremy and James and their Secret Project. (The Worst Car In The History of the World - DVD)

The Planning Stage:

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The Filming Stage:

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I love how they still pop up in each other's socials

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