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who just sent me money “for being perfect”

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Farewell :)

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Every episode the cats are his quality control crew for the food he’s making too!

the only good content on youtube as far as i’m concerned

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Until you don’t come back for second/third helpings... “Why aren’t you eating?” “I did eat, Ma! I’m so full!” “You don’t like my cooking?” “What? Of course I do, I just ate 6 pounds of spaghetti” “Are you on a diet? You look fine!” “Fine! I’ll eat more spaghetti, ma.”

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There should be a 200 mile diameter circle for Detroit. Nobody tells their friends they’re from Farmington Hills, they say Detroit, because its easier, and they’ll be more afraid of you.

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ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

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yea

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Remember when Fry drank 100 cups of coffee and reached the Ultra Instinct???

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Hi I’m a straight dude who can sing, I’ve never heard this song tho, how serious are you? I’m a ridiculous fucking person, I’ll do the damn thing.

male singers who refuse to sing katy perry’s “e.t.” as horny as she did are cowards

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I’ll be 30 years old in 20-something days. I didn’t know what executive dysfunction was until late 2017, and part of me wishes I had never learned, so I didn’t have to know the words for what I’ve called “just being a derp” my whole life, and wouldn’t have to be so honest with myself, it was much easier to call it a quirk than a condition. There’s a special kind of biting pain I feel every time I catch myself in a loop etc. and have that memory, it has a name, it’s more mental illness, somehow I’m always finding more. But the rest of me is so relieved to know I’m not alone. I hope someday I’ll be _____ enough to be glad for the closure of knowing that I can link to the World Health Organization article regarding The Thing.

Executive dysfunction gothic

- You have to shower. You cannot shower. You are standing right in front of the shower. You want to shower. You cannot shower.

- The meeting begins. “Did everyone see the email?” There is a chorus of nodding heads. You nod, too. You think you may possibly have checked an email account before, on one single occasion, at some unknown time, probably in a past life.

- You are hungry. You have been hungry for three days now. The hunger has not spontaneously resolved itself. How inconvenient, you think. How rude.

- You depend on your planner/calendar. You loathe your planner/calendar. You can’t function without it. You live in constant fear of it. It’s an unhealthy relationship. You think you both should start seeing other people.

- There is a pile on your floor. It is a treasure trove, the Room of Requirement. It has everything. You look for something specific. It has nothing. There was never any pile.

- There’s been a change of plans, they say. You don’t understand. They repeat: “there’s been a change of plans.” You don’t understand. The mere suggestion causes a buzzing in your head that drowns out everything else. You don’t understand.

- You’re in class and you don’t understand the lecture. You look back at your past notes. You look at a calendar. You have not been to class in two weeks. You have no memory of this supposed time. Where did it go? Why did it leave?

- “Organizational tips for success: Keep a planner! Write it down! Stick to a schedule! Make a list!” You are torn between deranged laughter and ugly crying. You choose both.

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my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

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D E E P P U P P Y

Striking resemblance.

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orc woman……….. big strength……….. big heart…………. big teeths…………..

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