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((Dress design by Merrigo :> Thanks for letting me use it.))

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oh Terezi, you are one of my favorites. 

Bigger: http://i.imgur.com/Uj7ZY.png

based on a poopy doodle i did on Iscribble. http://i.imgur.com/vPyw7.png

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==>Kanaya: ENLIST TEREZI

A transaction is made. A deal commences.

—SHOW PROM LOG—

Do You Have The Goods

ONLY 1F YOU DO, S1ST3R, 4ND 1M NOT SUR3 YOU DO.

Ten Dollars Pyrope That Was Our Arrangement

TH3 4RR4NG3M3NT H4S CH4NG3D!

Youre Not Making Good Business Choices Terezi

I Am Becoming Impatient

NO THR34TS! YOU H4V3 TO UND3RST4ND TH4T ONC3 UPON 4 T1M3 1 WOULD H4V3 B33N H4PPY TO SP1K3 4 PUNCH FOR T3N DOLL4RS.

1N F4CT, WH3N W3 F1RST 4GR33D TO TH1S THOS3 LONG HOURS 4GO, T3N DOLL4RS W4S 4LL 1 3V3R W4NT3D.

You know Pyrope’s vices. Ten dollars blown on coolkids and amaranth. A night of hedonistic excess, picking all the red M&Ms out the bulk bin.

We Had A Verbal Contract

SO W3 D1D! 4ND SUPPL13R M4K3S TH3 RUL3S!  

1 H4V3 3NOUGH SM1RNOFF R4ZZ H3R3 TO M4K3 3GB3RT S1NG L1K3 4 SW33T CH1RPB34ST. 1N TH3 WRONG H4NDS, H3 COULD 3ND UP M4K1NG OUT W1TH 4 STR33TL4MP. OR 3R1D4N.

Smirnoff Razz! A human’s greatest weakness!

Oh You Wouldnt Dare

PR1C3 H4S CH4NG3D, DOLLF4C3!

Just Tell Me The Bottom Line And Dont Make Me Regret The Night I Ever Saw Your Hips Sway In That Comedically Dragon Themed Dress

1 W4NT… 4 POV!

1 W4NT 4 POV 1N TH1S DUMB F4N 4DV3NTUR3. 1T 1S 4BSOLUT3LY NO F41R TH4T 1 H4V3NT H4D ON3.

Terezi Stop Jokes That Break The Fourth Wall Are Never Funny Not Even A Little

TOO L4T3!

Fuck.

 ==>BE TEREZI

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20 Followers!

That's 20 more followers than I expected. Thank you guys so much for following this blog! I'm so sorry for not updating. I don't get a lot of computer time. But I will try to update as much as I can! Thank you guys so much for following and Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate today!

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Hey Guys!

Feel free to send some submissions of this pairing! I'd be nice to see what you have and it'd mean more stuff for this blog! Fanart or fanfics, it doesn't matter. I accept both Kanaya / Terezi or Dolorosa / Redglare, of all different quadrants. So please, send me whatever you got! I can't really do this on my own.

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==>

—SHOW PROM LOG—

OK4Y NOW F33D 1T TO M3 L1K3 1 W3R3 4 L1TTL3 B4BY CH1RPB34ST 4ND 4LSO PR3T3ND YOU 4R3 MY LUSUS 4S TH1S 1S WH4T 3XC1T3S M3 Ugh Terezi I Was Keeping That For My Moirail You Know He Gets Cranky When He Has Low Blood Sugar And I Dont Just Want Him Eating Cake All The Time What If He Gets Tired And I Have No BJ For Him I Will Be Derelict In My Duty TH3N H3 C4N SUCK 1T! Terezi Cease Licking My Fingers Immediately DO YOU TH1NK ROS3 WOULD W4NT TO W4TCH >:? No DO YOU TH1NK K4RK4T WOULD W4NT TO W4TCH >:? No DO YOU TH1NK VR1SK4 WOULD W4NT T Terezi My Despair Of You Is Currently Reaching Maximum And Is Also The Least Sensual Form Of Hate You Will Ever Experience OK4Y, OK4Y! YOU 4R3 JUST SUCH F3RT1L3 CHUCKL3GROUND, 1 C4NNOT H3LP MYS3LF

You pay Terezi $10.43.   She brandishes the Razz within the confines of her cleavage. This dame works a rougher game than any you’ve ever dallied with, but she has a keen sense of justice as well as an acute posterior.

SMOK3 M3 4 V3RY R3D K1PP3R 4S 1 W1LL D3F1N1T3LY B3 B4CK FOR BR34KF4ST!

There are many things a promspistice must do. There are many regrets a promspistice must live with.

==>ENTER THE DRAGON

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==> KANAYA: GIVE TEREZI A BJ.

—SHOW PROM LOG—

1 W4NT… 4 BJ! Terezi It Does Not Seem Remotely Appropriate For Me To Give You A BJ Considering YOU DONT H4V3 TO JUST D1V3 1N R1GHT 4W4Y! W3 W1LL T4K3 1T SLOW, GRUBC4K3S >:] 1 THOUGHT W3 COULD ST4RT OUT N1C3 4ND 34SY SO YOU WOULDNT G3T 3MB4RR4SS3D FOR SOM3ON3 4S FORTHR1GHT 4S YOUR GOOD S3LF YOU C4N G3T R3M4RK4BLY SHY H3H3H3H3 This Seems Overly Intimate And Raises About One Billion Technical Questions 1S 4NYTH1NG MOR3 B34UT1FUL TH4N 4 G1RL G1V1NG 4NOTH3R G1RL 4 BJ >:? 1 TH1NK NOT! But What About My NOBODY H4S TO KNOW! NOBODY BUT US 4ND ALL OUR P33RS, T34CH3RS 4ND CH4P3RON3S CURR3NTLY PR3S3NT 4ND W4TCH1NG NOW COM3 H3R3 SW33TCH33KS, 1 4M 4 G3NTL3TROLL 3V3N 1F 1 4M NOT G3NTL3  >:] > :] >:]

You knew this dame would be trouble the moment she demanded forty-three cents exactly. Tool of her twisted desires, you get in close.

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LAST ONE FOR TONIGHT!!!!!! ~0~

i’ll do more stuff tomorrow.

Nepeta : ¬_¬

Kanaya : ಠ_ಠ

Terezi : (￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ

Le Vriska l: °٢°

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> Continue to answer email.

You’ve got so many! You’d better finish answering these while you try to get your mind to wander to slightly less tempting images of Rose.

Yes I Have Designed For All Of My Friends Haven’t I Already Said This

I Have Indeed Designed For Karkat

I Have To Keep My Designs Tame For Now Or He Will Simply Not Wear Them

He Can Be Very Frustrating

Karkat will be walking in your upcoming RUNWAY SHOW, though, so he will just have to wear whatever you decide.

I Have Also Attempted To Design For Terezi

For Instance Once She Approached Me With The Desire For A “Human Date Outfit” To Go On A “Human Date” With Dave Strider Which She Seemed To Think Involved A Battle To The Death For Some Reason

I Had A Very Nice Simple Design In Mind

Unfortunately She Showed Up For Her Initial Visit In An Outfit More Like This

Terezi Pyrope is very close to becoming a NEOPHYTE LEGISLACERATOR. She is VERY INTELLIGENT and sometimes VERY FRIGHTENING. You like her a lot, but you do not understand how she gets away with wearing crocs to TROLL LAW SCHOOL, let alone everything else she wears.

Probably because she is BLIND.

I Do Not Think We Have The Same Taste In Clothes So It Is Quite Difficult To Design For Terezi

She Has Told Me Some Of My Most Prized Designs “Don’t Taste Good” Which Is One Of The Most Idiotic Things I Have Ever Heard

However I Will Keep Trying

Terezi is also walking in your upcoming RUNWAY SHOW. All of your friends are.

Or else.

This blog may be Kanaya X Rose but Terezi is in here. Plus, this is hilarious. Go check out this blog.

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