Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication: Glory, the grape, love, gold, in these are sunk The hopes of all men, and of every nation; Without their sap, how branchless were the trunk Of life's strange tree, so fruitful on occasion! oly
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Every time I'm forced to view a television advertisement, I marvel at the sheer psychic violence that some people willingly subject themselves to. Watching the sublime act of creation being used to sell someone car insurance never stops being vulgar in ways I lack the vocabulary to describe.
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simu liu used to model for stock images and now he’s using them as reaction pics- THIS MAN IS TRULY SOMETHING ELSE I LOVE HIM
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everyone’s weird eating habits are being exposed today so reblog this and put one weird food habit you have in the tags
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people who write for like the new yorker think that the piece of kitchenware that symbolizes the working class is the mason jar but it’s actually this

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Enjoyed the bubble sounds!
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video essays i love and think about a lot (mainly in relation to pop culture):
aaliyah, britney & the apathy of lifetime “biopics”
baby phat enterprise: how kimora lee simmons pioneered 2000’s fashion
whiplash vs. black swan — the anatomy of the obsessed artist
born sexy yesterday
parasite — the power of symbols
hilary duff, lizzie mcguire, and the teen idol pigonhole
why this font is everywhere
it’s time to talk about the r@cism in dan schneider’s shows
a legally blonde fashion analysis
ghost singing: jennifer lopez’s stolen vocals and songs
the late capitalism of kpop
jennifer’s body and the horror of bad marketing
let’s get sad: a last of us video essay
video vixens got paid like rappers
how midsommar brainwashes you
beyonce’s voice is changing (part one, part two, part three)
explained: smoking and the voice
here’s what we missed on glee
how one netflix movie broke the entire internet
naughty dog’s game design is outdated
jeffree star faked everything about… well, everything
how we failed megan fox
mariah carey’s voice
token black girl: how tyra banks vs. naomi campbell was orchestrated by the industry
colorism in your favorite black sitcoms
that 80s show and the limits of nostalgia
‘us’ and the american dream: what it means
unraveling the madness of kanye west
life is strange: the worst best friend
#i have watched at least 20 of these over the pandemic#without having seen this list#also José and Broey Deschanel
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hot girls in stem should make blue raspberries real
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reblog this post to reblog it from the person you reblogged it from
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I don't want to detract anything from Mike Gravel's powerful legacy of service to humanity and his valiant attempts to bring some sense of conscience to this hell country, but I think we all need to remember just how fucking nuts the "Rock" ad was, and also I think there are probably a lot of people on this site who are too young to remember "Rock" and anyway we all need to re-watch this right now because it is one of the wildest political ads in history:
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RIP to a legend
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Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
“Your old name is not your king.
I rename you ‘Everything.’”
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yea that’s Eos

this cat “is friendly but sometimes scratches and bites.” has angry chip sounds, demanding for pets. lots of purrs, very soft. i give this cat 8.5 out of 10 meows.
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happy pride month to the ethereal bisexual who rejected obama in college
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i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters
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