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What if you were watching porn that seemed totally normal and then at the end it hit you with this

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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

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You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

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Horse figure of the day: CollectA #88916 Draft Horse with Cat

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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new favorite hate anon decided i had "gone silent" by not responding to god-knows-what reply and asked "what happened to the strength of your convictions?" i've been repeating it to myself all day it's my new favorite thing. hey you stopped posting, what happened to the strength of your convictions? your convictions were so strong bro

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So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

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my anxiety pisses me off so bad GIRL SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUP

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phallus

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there should be a such thing as a medical detective. you should be able to hire a doctor to figure out what the fuck is going on with you come hell or high water by consulting whatever specialists they can get their hands on, connecting your constellation of symptoms, etc, instead of 10000 different doctors for every distinct bone in ur body that all just kinda go "dang that sucks idk" when you present with more than one fucking symptom

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It's simple, dude.

Personal property is stuff like knickknacks or family photos.

Private property is stuff like factories and machinery. The means of production.

Nobody is gonna try to take your stuff in the revolution. They're just gonna- Wait. Hold on a second. I just found this post of yours that says "my body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks." That's interesting. That's really interesting...

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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

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Ink and tide.

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have your heard of the koi footwear x hatsune miku collab?

(Their shoes are actually pretty decent but omg their prices)

I haven't until now but man....those are pricy but man.....they are a vibe. That's a small price to pay for peak Miku fashion ♡₊˚ 👟・₊✧

Loving the little pixel Miku on those sneakers and the ones with the sparkly soles, I'd wear those to my wedding tbh

Pair these with the ita bag and you'd be ready for Coachella

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so since I don’t need or want anything for my birthday this year, I decided to create a competition between my sisters where, if they get me something, it has to be:

second-hand

weird as hell

pink, yellow, or orange

OR

a coffee mug, used or new, that makes you say “what the fuck” out loud

so far my middle sister has been laughing to herself looking at things on her phone and at one point she held it up to her boyfriend and he said “what… is that 🧍” and she said “exactly 🌝”

so it’s off to a great start