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the mad max franchise really has human nature down to a T because literally day two of the apocalypse I'd be wearing my fetish gear in public 24/7 and insisting that people call me Dementus
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ship so good, a future where they’re safe and retired is called an au
#could Not be my guys from starthings.#they ruin everything for everyone and then get a cozy retirement#(that kinda doubles as house arrest but shh. once everything blows over theyre genuinely just chilling)
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Farcille is so interesting to me because at first it comes off as a very fluffy ship but the more you reread the series the more you realize they actually have some serious baggage to work through before they could believably be in a romantic relationship… but that baggage has nothing to do with the necromancy or the accidental transformation or the violations of the in-universe Geneva Convention or the (SPOILERS) cannibalism (/SPOILERS) and everything to do with Marcille treating Falin like she’s a Precious Moments figurine
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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konoha needs to be in a constant state of post-war baby boom or else they run out of babies to feed to the baby crushing machine. whenever the birth rates start declining they start another war just to get people to shag like crazy after it ends
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starting a collection
#void#voidverse#fog#starthings#(i love how starthings is just a voidverse reboot. in a sense.)#(like its post-scratch voidverse)
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the beautiful thing about band au ivantill is that i just know my mutuals would be posting rpf about them if they were real
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i think its gotta be incredibly hard to make an actually compelling akatsuki kakashi au cause youd just have to do so So much for it to make sense . thankfully they get me bricked up so im willing to suspend my disbelief a bit more than usual when reading those
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a black haired figure skater is an apocalypse indicator
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