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damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

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If i were mr beast id post my cock leaking pre and then disappear forever

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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”sideblog mutuals” is one of the weirdest relationships you can have with someone on here i think. yeah we’re sort of mutuals but only when we’re both wearing funny hats and doing little voices talking about our shows. like what are we

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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Scooby-Doo (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

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fugly like the wolf. by during during.

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They Might Be Gigantic Ants

uhhhno no no uhm not at all wont be haveing it too scary uh uh we wont be having it at all

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one william dollars isnt even that much money anymore due to the flation

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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basically what we're gonna do is dance

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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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this soap dispenser is wide open and vulnerable to the world

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