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Terrible things the commander has eaten:
Plasma (thief steal skill)
Random uncooked egg (thief steal skill)
Ambrosia (thief steal skill)
Time [in a bottle] (thief steal skill)
[Stick of] Mystery Meat (food item)
Avocado Smoothie (food item)
[Handful of Bjarni's] Rabbit Food (food item)
Crab Food (food item)
[Bowl of] Fly Soup (food item)
Flaming Fire Flakes (food item, legendary collection item)
Delicious Cave Spore (food item)
Prismatic Soylent (food item)
Honeypot Ant (food item, legendary collection item)
Toxic Bacon (HoT Hero Point, the toxin-cured hog)
Bloodstone Bisque (the only culinary use of bloodstone)
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Please note that I don't know every single Pride flag out there, and I looked up the wiki for majority of these. If there's a specific Pride Flag you want made into a Commander Tag divider, you can send me an Ask and I'll try to make it. Thank you for understanding.
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Rainbow Pride (1979 six-stripe version) Abrosexual Agender Aroace Aromantic Asexual Bigender Bisexual Demiboy Demigirl Demisexual Gay (five-stripes) Gay (seven-stripes) Genderfluid Genderflux Genderqueer Greyasexual Intersex Lesbian (five-stripes) Lesbian (seven-stripes) Nonbinary Omnisexual Pangender Pansexual Polysexual Transgender Transfemme Transmasc
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also, in case anyone needs a mad king’s labyrinth etiquette refresher, or if you’re new:
let the commander/tag open the doors.
if there’s a tag running on the map you’re on, don’t go opening the doors and ruining it for the squad; join them or find a new map.
don’t use knockback/launch skills*. the key point in lab is to tag as many enemies as possible for the loot and/or exp, and if someone slaps them away, you get less loot/exp.
if you’re leaving your squad, leave the map; let someone else get in, since maps fill up so quickly.
don’t join a squad with specifications you don’t, can’t, or won’t match (ex all thief, no trinkets, etc). pretty common sense, but if you get scolded/kicked/can’t keep up, that’s on you.
* leveling up has a launch built in, so if you’re leveling in lab, be aware of when you’re about to hit a new level, and stand back a bit. (this also happens with spirit shards if you’re lvl 80 and have no active central tyria mastery, but far less frequently.)
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continuing my habit of investing too much time into shitpost type art.
technically, it's not nsfw when he's wearing more clothes than usual, right?
convenient phone screen format.
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i like how rytlock unleashed the god of war and fire upon the mortal realms because he wanted his sword back and got less flak than caithe did for stealing an egg to try to safely transport it to a shelter that commander finished bringing it to anyway
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Ittrusk and Sittrus betting on the moa races! Sure you can bet on them all but where is the risk in that~ A bit rushed to get it out in time for todays timelapse but goodbye dragon bash and until next year!
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would u guys leave if i started talking about copaganda in gw2 or
#that line in the street rat story is what honestly made me not want to play Aeron's personal story#Aeron would never fucking say that#he hates the cops and is a dedicated little crime boy#the whole personal story felt gross
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Idk how relevant this is but let's do it anyways!
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Happy Pride month gw2 tumblerinas! Here's a little Commander question for all of you:
What's your Commander's gender and sexuality?
#technically none of my characters is a full-fledged Commander but#Cixxe is aroace and probably nb and is in a qpr with r'tchikk and gladium#Vitalis is cishet-ish??? appreciates a good lookin' man but is pretty much solely devoted to his wife#cole is cis as much as a sylvari can be cis and he's also gay as hell#trouble is cis bi#speratus is cis bi#kwikk is probably nb demi#i'm still thinkin' on thierney and vadius but i'm p sure they're both at least sapphic whatever version they end up as
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doing anything to do with centaurs in base game really has me going
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I know I bang on about this pretty regularly but god every time I do the Thaumanova fractal I think about the city that had been above it. I think about people trying to figure out what was going on, if it was just a light show, or if someone had messed with power crystals in the core again.
But then the stones start breaking apart.
Creatures blink in and out of existence, and so do people standing three feet away from you.
The reactor having a city high above it is a throw away piece of lore. Only really mentioned in one place and then swept under the rug. Hundreds of people displaced or killed, the first city that was victim to Scarlet's actions.
Everyone remembers Lion's Arch.
#alas the destruction of this city happens too close to the start of the personal story#or else I'd make cixxe a survivor of it#i guess due to the unstable magic she could still technically be#just warped back in time instead of like disintegrated or transformed or something
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my guild wars 2 'take' is that joko is probably the best villain the game ever handed to us. like yeah ok balthazar wanted to take over the world and the dragons wanted to eat the world. whatever. joko was hand crafted by an artisan for the express purpose of being the most irritating possible guy. him and the commander have such a dire fatalistic frenzied dynamic where its like they want to eat each other alive like two overstressed rats in a tiny cage. he is not ONLY cruel and creepy, he is also intensely stupid and furthermore has the gall to get horny about it. if he weren't a shriveled desiccated corpse with a big hat he would be this fandom's emet-selch i think.
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Enlightenment always comes at a price. Now you must pay for what you've learned.
i was both shocked by the lack of kudu fanart and the fact that i had never drawn him before ssoooo.... yknow 💃
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Finally ran Citadel of Flame. Logan you’re so brave. And smart. And… on fire. ALL THE TIME.
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no shade to ffxiv but...female charr supremacy
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