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The totems revenge

Totem 1 guys I have a great plan to finally kill those puppets totem 3 go on totem 1 ok so we ware until there gone and we blow them to hell totem 2 and 3 that’s a great plan. Narrator the puppets and full moon left to go shopping when they did the totem’s came covering the whole place with explosives tnt c4 pipe bombs bowling ball bombs laying them everywhere just waiting for the puppets to come home. Narrator a few hours later the puppets came home. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!. The entire apartment blew up every apartment blew up the puppets were in the epicenter of it sending them flying towards the walls the floor the rode. Blade oh shit get in the car it’s our only chance to escape. Totem 2 good job totem 1 they got away totem 1 and 3 how did they get away. The end

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Happy 4th of July

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Jester gets taken

Totem one hey other two sutekh has told us we must kill the puppets totem 3 how none of our plans work totem 1 yeah so we just have to think hard of a plane totem 2 hey I have a idea let’s kidnap that jester he doesn’t fight it should be simple then we can lead the rest to a trap totem 1 that’s a great idea. Jester ok guys I’m going to go get groceries be back in 30 minutes. 4 hours later blade hey guys were is jester everyone the store blade he said he be gone for 30 minutes not 4 hours knock knock full moon answers the door there was a note righten by the totems. The note said if your ever want to see jester again come to the 123 band avenue with 10000 dollars in unmarked bills toothy oh well that sucks for him blade we’re not going to let him get kidnapped tunaler we don’t have 10000 dollars in unmarked bills blade we can just lie about the money six shooter you can go do it we’re not going to stop you blade I’ll take you guys to cheese cake factory everyone ok let’s go. 30 minutes later they arrive at at run down motel blade tell me if you see jester toothy yeah I see him he says pointing at a 2by4 in the parking lot blade that’s just a useless hunk of wood toothy just like jester blade hey don’t talk about my cru I mean friend like that toothy did you say crush blade no I said friend toothy sure. They eventually find the room jester is being held In blade oh not you guys totem 3 yeah that’s right we’re back totem 2 and we got your friend totem 1 one more step and we kill him at that moment all the puppets jumped at the totems and quickly beat them before setting jester free blade and jester fell into each others arms hugging and talking about how much they missed each other. Toothy yeah you too can be gay later we were promised cheese cake factory blade oh yeah that let’s go then.

The end

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Happy pride month

Sorry it’s so late

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Prison

Judge so full moon you have returned to my court room what now more ducks. Full moon I swear I did it for A good cause. Judge you stole jet fuel for what reason I had to get into my safe it wouldn’t open. Judge I have heard enough you are guilty full moon NOOOOO!!!!!. Police get in there your going to be locked up for a long time full moon please let me out police don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. Narrator full moon would look over to see his cell mates to see the puppets. Blade guys why is full moon here full moon why are you guys in here toothy we robbed a gas station full moon oh yea did you guys at least pay the rent toothy yea jester did you pay it jester oh I kinda forgot to everyone what!. Full moon ok let’s break out of here blade how full moon well I have a plane and a back up plane so watch this hey guard I would like my phone call please guard ok since you said please you can get 2. Police officer hello this is the jail how may I help you full moon in a fake voice hello my name is Thomas I am the judge that full moon went too today he is actually not guilty and should be freed out and the puppets we got will also be freed police officer oh ok hey full moon your free and your cell mates too. Narrator as they walk out blade asks full moon what the back up plan would have been full moon I would have called a friend and sled them to bail me out. When they get home they see a bucket of jet fuel hidden in the microwave full moon ok time to open that safe. Narrator they open the safe grab the money and pay there rent. The end

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Happy Easter

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The robbery

Full moon guys I got this weird note in the mail that says you will get evicted if you don’t pay your rent by the end of the day sincerely your landlord I thought toothy paid it toothy I thought blade paid it blade I thought tunneler paid it tunneler I thought six shooter paid it six shooter I thought jester paid it jester I did pay 4 months ago everyone what the hell jester. Full moon wait my safe were I keep all my kfc money let’s use that. Everyone went to fulll moon room and looked in a corner were there was a little safe blade there is no way you keep more than 70$ in there full moon no let me show you wait this is the code oh no some one broke the safe code we have to break it open but how let me look it up. After 20 minutes of full moon figuring out how to melt A safe toothy got A idea. Toothy let’s just rob A gas station full moon I got I need jet fuel toothy or you could rob A gas station with us full moon I’m good. Toothy ok guy full moon went to go steal jet fuel let’s rob this gas station. Everyone barges in everyone on the ground hands no funny business wait no ones here blade what’s this note say dear whoever is reading this I’m on my lunch break please don’t rob the gas station blade the cashier is gone grab the money. Right after everyone stepped inside the door slammed shut and multiple steel doors blocked the exit everyone oh shit. Blade quick toothy grab the money will try to find A way out. For the next 5 minutes they try everything they can to open the doors but knifes hooks drills teeth and guns do nothing to the doors but nothing works and after a while everyone starts to come to the conclusion that they will eventually die in the gas station. Six shooter grabbed him and tunneler A popsicle and started talking about what they had planed for life and dieing in a gas station was not one of them blade and jester sat near the cash register and just tried to distract each other from the fact they were trapped when blade wanted to tell jester something. You know jester I always thought you were cute jester looks away blushing uhm thanks blade I think your cute to they stay silent for A while until they look at each other before blade leans in to kiss jester. But before they can kiss there interrupt by toothy yelling I found the exit the staff room has a way out. Everyone walks out happy that they don’t have to die in A gas station until they get stoped by the police. Police your under arrest for attempting to rob this gas station and breaking and entering blade wait attempted robbery wait toothy you don’t grab the money bag toothy ow yea that police tell it to the judge. Mean while full moon go,s to the apartment with jet fuel guys we won’t lose the apartment wait were did these police come from for the last time I didn’t make the fake switch’s police no you were working behind the scenes in A bank robbery using puppets full moon wait no you got the wrong person I’m innocent I swear.

The end

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Happy valentine day

Spend it with some one special

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The 3d printer toothy hey look what I found next to the river blade woah you found a 3d printer what are you going to do with it toothy I have some ideas. One week later the police full moon your under arrest full moon what police don’t play dumb now come with us. Down at the police station police so full moon if that is your real name hey aren’t you that guy who sold fun dip and ducks any way you are being arrested for production of 208615794 fake Nintendo switches with a 3d printer. Full moon wait who do i know who has A 3d printer wait guard I like my phone call. Full moon hey toothy thanks for getting me arrested guard what full moon it was my roommate guard oh we got the wrong guy. Toothy why am I here you made fake Nintendo switch’s with A 3d printer and you are facing 25 years toothy noooooo!

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The new year party

Full moon hey welcome to the party bladester shipper there’s no one here full moon I invited more than 3 people maybe there busy. Toothy full moon why are there so many booze full moon I’m having a party toothy no one’s here full moon no I have 3 friends and my roommates so that’s a lot. Every one gets messed up and douse crazy things toothy shaved his head blade tried to do A back flip jester lit his hat on fire tunneler spine around on his head and six shooter tried to fly off the balcony. Full moon you took two sips and now your acting like this toothy du dud yu gotta try this vodca bladester shipper don’t you mean vodka toothy no we got cheap shity vodca drink some. Sailormaria hey guys I brought a ps5 wif Tom and Jerry meet the shining every one hell yeah

Happy new year

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How the todam stole Christmas

Zutac not again these puppets keep beating me time and time again. Narrator and then Zuntac got an idea a horrible awful idea he would send A totam up there and I’ll take Christmas from those puppets and I’ll site back and watch as they sulk in misery. Narrator your A mean one Mr todam you really are a heel your an asshole and you have no friends hng can’t breathe uhh zutac now that he’s gone we can take the rest. Crash!! Blade huh what was that every one goes to the living room and sees the totam stealing there stuff blade oh not you again toothy who is this jester I’ll tell you later we need to stop him. Totam dame you sucked all of you loss who can stop me Santa ho ho go totam you stole your last Christmas totam less fight then Santa ok let’s go outside. Santa and the totam have an epic fight breaking the walls the stairs before the totam dies by falling off the balcony. Santa ok puppets I have good news the totams dead and you all made the nice list so I will deliver your gifts toothy you get a 100 dollar gift card to kfc tunneler you get bed frame you can practice drilling six shooter you get A target board blade you get a bat zapper and jester I got you the one thing you want bla jester cuts him off ay you don’t have to say that.

Happy holidays.

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Marry Christmas have a good night

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The snowball fight part 2 the free for all!!

Full moon wait we’re the snow bladster it melted we didn’t get to part 2 and it melted it’s been like A year full moon I know i post like once A month but a year woah. Full moon ok rules are there are no rules bladester shipper wait were is falled cat full moon falled cat stop eating the snow falled cat awwwww man. Sailormaria whips out A snow ball gun bladster shipper goes into hiding in a tent falled cat camps on the roof and full moon is on the ground let the games begin. Sailormaria spots full moon and chases him around the yard until bonk what the hell cat is this A foot ball. Falled cat gets shot multiple times and fall off the roof he ether got knocked out or she died. Bladster shipper what happened oh falled cat is dead and full moon is dodging snow balls like he’s in the matrix Sailormaria looks over at bladster shipper before she looks back at full moon and he’s gone. Bladester shipper were did he go it’s been 4 seconds and he’s gone but when Sailormaria saw bladster was confused she shot at her and bladster ran away and sailor followed. The fight raged on for centuries many died many injured which means 25 minutes later everyone was pissed and started having axe fights falled cat is still down. Bladster shipper goes to her tent but is hit with something it was a fire work the tent was full of fire works and then she sees a stick of tnt go bye her face and into the tent. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!. The fire works all go of at once it’s power equivalent to 10 nukes it’s destroys the whole city every building and kills everything.full moon uhh dame don’t think it would be that powerful falled cat what happened? Sailormaria we thought you were dead bladester shipper hey what happened after the explosion full moon wait how are you not dead and why are we covered in sut and ash and your not bladester shipper I don’t know but this city’s destroyed and I think we murderd thousands so we should leave

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The big thanksgiving

Jester guys it’s thanksgiving everyone yay blade hey jester can I talk to you for A second jester yea what blade blade I didn’t get A turkey. Full moon no worry I got A chicken toothy were the turkey full moon we don’t have one so we eat chicken. Jester hey guys I got A idea let’s invite toloun over for thanksgiving giving. Full moon ok guys diners served wait who the hell is he blade that’s our master Andra tulon full moon that name is so bad. Tunaler what is this full moon it’s the chicken six shooter it’s A tire full moon oh shit I left it in for to long six shooter that’s A understatement. Blade well let’s give thanks I’ll go first I’m thankful for toothy mocking blade jesters shocked face having A big mouth jester I’m thankful for toothy mocking jester blades fat di six shooter cuts him off I’m thankful for our neighbors letting me use there cat as target practice tunnaler I’m thankful for full moon letting me use his bed frame for drilling full moon what you did what Tulan I’m thankful for my puppets full moon I’m thankful for my friends i made on tumbler and that I still have A house after calling my evil self at 3 am toothy you did what blade a men every one a men full moon now let’s eat.

Sorry for being gone for so long

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Thomas the tank engine crappy I mean creepy pasta Edward kills us all

I used to be A big Thomas fan until one very fatful day. I was at my local blox buster and I saw Tomas the tank engine Edward cills everyone I bought it and went home. I put it in and started watching it shoud Thomas before cutting to Edward he was talking to the conductor and he said Edward you suck at your life and your fired. Edward pulled out A m1 riffel and shot him then he shot tomas before i know it he had killed everyone and he said your next that was scary and I’m about to go in to hiding wait no wh what’s that has Edward found me he’s outside he has a rpg he’s picking the lock I need to leave please se send help he picked the lock oh oh noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

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Full moon huh were am I oh no not here not my casket over a month who the hell did I do that.

I got A new phone a month and a half ago sorry guys third account coming soon.

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Blade the vampire

Naritor Blade did live A good life he was well off 5 roommates he was friends with and he even had A crush on one of his roommates. But one knight that would all change one knight A bat flow in and bite blade right on the neck wich would turn out bad the following week. Blade was getting ready to eat dinner it was A sauterday the sun was setting everything was perfect untill the sun set. Blade ow my head jester hey Blade you OK Blade I think I need to lay down. Naritor as Blade layed down the sun had completely set it was pitch black outside and Blade began to change. Jester hey guys I'm worried about Blade toothy look he really douse love Blade jester I don't love him I'm friends with him I'm going to go check on him. Jester hey Blade you OK woah Blade what's up with the fangs Blade ow nothing just A faze now um what's for dinner you jester um Blade your acting strange Blade once I'm done with you I'll eat every one else jester what are you saying blade. Naritor just then blade jumps at jester but jester escaped because he important for the plot. Jester guys something wrong with blade toothy you just figured that out jester he's trying to kill me Blade jester I'm going to eat you full moon I'm not trying to deal with that let get in the car Blade you can run but you can't hide. Tunaler how do we survive six shooter with our guns Tunaler oh yea the guns jester wait you guys have guns toothy yea what do you not have one jester no wait what's that noise Tunaler it's Blade he's caching up to us toothy don't worry I'll shoot him jester wait don't shoot him toothy he's about to cach us on foot this should slow him down jester just don't shoot him in any vidal organs toothy OK gun bang toothy detract hit jester you shot his eye toothy dame it he's still chasing us jester how. Full moon lm pulling in to this parking garage every one split up. Blade ow full moon were are you what's this dear blade I'm at kfc see you in 30 minutes bye blade OK I'll kill everyone else first then. Six shooter I hope we make it out alive crash what was that blade did you really think you could run six shooter oh shit. Tunaler what's that sound and where's full moon oh no is that blade oh shit AHHHHHHHHH!. Toothy jester why are you following me jester I'm scared blade found you 2 toothy bye jester where'd he go what's this dear jester I'm at kfc with full moon bye jester shit. Jester blade please don't kill me Blade hissssssss jester what yes its sun rise I'm saved blade oh shiiiiiiiite pow. Toothy hey jester were back so what we miss jester blade blow up full moon that sucks why were you even here any way jester I was going to invite blade to live with me toothy can you say that again all I heard was I kissed a boy and I liked it jester go fuck your self.