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*Enters a bookstore*
me to myself: be calm
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teenage Remus Lupin is uncomfortably tall and extremely awkward with ears that are too big for his head and arms that he never knows what to do with. Sirius is completely and irrevocably in love with him.
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✨ 𝖜 𝖔 𝖑 𝖋 𝖘 𝖙 𝖆 𝖗 ✨
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SLYTHERIN: “I prefer cunning kindness to the over-trustful kind.” –Wisława Szymborska (Possibilities)
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harry potter → families → black family (1/?)
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Sirius: Hey do you have a bag I can borrow?
Remus: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are speciffically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Sirius:
Sirius: You just could have said no...
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Remus: You're ignoring all your problems.
James: I know
Remus: You know that's unhealthy right?
James: I will be ignoring that as well.
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Lily: You're acting like a child, Potter.
James: I AM NOT ACTING!
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Caught
Sirius Black x Reader
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: mild language, making out, fluff, that’s about it.
“She said she’d be here an hour ago,” Sirius muttered under his breath. He peered over his best friend’s shoulder and stared down at their map, in route to the Slytherin common room for yet another ‘well thought out’ prank. Jame glanced over at him, lowering the map.
“Will you shut it already? She bailed, like Remus did a few weeks ago. Maybe she’s ill or something. And if she doesn’t want in on the fun, that’s her bloody choice.” He let out a deep sigh, then lifted the map back up again.
“But we can’t even see her on the map. We should at least be able to see her—”
“Sirius, I know you’re in love with her. But, that doesn’t mean you need to know where she is every moment of every day. We’re on a mission. That’s our focus now.” James rolled his eyes at his buddy. “Mate, come on.”
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Remus: Can you imagine marrying someone you’ve never had sex with?
Sirius: My family can’t even imagine having dinner with someone they’ve never had sex with.
Remus: Oh, yikes.
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Regulus: I was raised as an only child.
Regulus: It really pissed off my brother.
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Shit Slytherins Say: #206
Gryffindor: I wish you could block people in real life.
Ravenclaw: Restraining order.
Slytherin: Murder.
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Person: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Slytherin: Naptime was a punishment
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Guess
Sirius: MoonyMoonyMoonyMoony! Guess what I’m about to get!
Remus: On my nerves?
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piece I did for the marauder zine! this was super nostalgic~ check out the zine for free at @ksazines !
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