38. Minnesota. Gremlin hermit in a Man's body. I drink, I cook, I brew, and I know stuff. Let's play Xbox naked. Send me pictures of your pets. Here be shitposting, but also kinky stuff so 18+
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In February 2021, Tumblr had 518.6 million blog accounts.
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cringe old man (affectionate) (id let you hit me) (pls dont kick me off your lawn like the other anon 😔) (unless you’re physically kicking me…)
Get in the basement (there's cookies and juice).
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Buying you shirts that say Service Dog on them so people quit asking why you're wearing a collar at Target.
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I will do a lot of depraved things, but I draw the line at answering a call from an unknown number
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god I love being a lil fuckin weirdo in the comfort of my own house
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It's tough pretending to be normal
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First date idea: extreme sexual violence.
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raw dogging tumblr (I don't use queue)
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loooove this pic so much ...
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i need sex, cuddles and chicken nuggets
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he’s so cute i wanna squish his dumb face with my thighs
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that's it sweetie, flinch for me
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fucking carve your name into me. do it. i want you to.
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Tumblr is the platform I love the most and also do not fucking care about.
Other apps? Monetized and slave to the algorithm.
Tumblr? Whatever, I just follow my heart.
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