38. Minnesota. Gremlin hermit in a Man's body. I drink, I cook, I brew, and I know stuff. Let's play Xbox naked. Send me pictures of your pets. Here be shitposting, but also kinky stuff so 18+
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Take her shopping for sex toys, then make her walk around an art museum with one in her.
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Vance in the background just letting his face do ALL the talking lol
Those weren't even the best ones, I only started taking them after his first few 😕🫤☹️🤨 gems.
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u don’t understand i have to bite u
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how to get what you want:
• pout
• little girl voice
• suck his fingers
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masochists who flinch when you raise your hand at them but whine when you don’t hit them
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First date but we've known each other online for years so it's nothing but extremely sexual tension knowing we both want to fuck like animals
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send him videos of you sucking on your fingers, he’s probably sad 💘
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Dude… will you have problematic sex with me
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Shut up or I'm gonna gee your willikers.
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I love Father's Day weekend because my favorite game gives out free rewards that are stickers you can add to your tank that say "Daddy" and "world's best dad" and "dad style".
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Does your mum have a tumblr?
no but your dad does and he’s in my dm’s asking me to call him daddy
#idk why this is so funny#y'all have to deal with dumbass anons so much#but this just made me chuckle this morning#so#buuuurrrnnnnn
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hey don’t be a gross pervert without me :(
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Telling her how my day was while she chokes and drools on it tbh.
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