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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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guhhhhhhhhhh

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Someone HAS to have made this Wandersong meme before. i'm doing it anyway tho lol

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i havent been active on here recently because i have a crush on the beatles and its not funny dont look at me im humiliated

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

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Love this album

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I dont believe in borders but those customs shows are genuinely some of the most entertaining shit on TV for me

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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

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a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster

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We HAVE to figure out what's going on

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clown gets home after a long day. tired, sweaty. peels off their colorful overalls on the way to the bathroom. gets in the shower and turns the knob. burst of confetti & ribbons from the showerhead. clown sighs. dries off with a long chain of hankies

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I need some crowdsourced ideas if you’d be up for it! What’s the funniest possible way to congratulate my friend who lives 7000km away on getting their long-awaited top surgery?

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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

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occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭