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NEW GIRL 1.12 The Landlord

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you put me on and said i was your favourite

HAPPY BELATED FIFTH BIRTHDAY, FOLKLORE!

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i would love to see a fic where wylan is like verging on elderly and he's like "yk what i'm actually tired asf of this mercher stuff" (like he's been doing it since he was quite literally sixteen give him a break.) so he retires and then is like "actually yk what i'd love to do?" and then he uses all his retired merchant money to found a philharmonic orchestra for ketterdam and spends the rest of his life as the maestro.

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The line “But if Jarl Brum was dead, he made a very lively corpse” has no business being as excellent as it is that is a delectable line

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I believe Nora said somewhere that Andrew used to like to read but libraries and books got ruined for him. what if as he heals he starts to slowly read more and more until hes comfortable enough to even go into a library again (am I projecting a little, yes I am shut up)

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I would like to send my formal apologies to Kuwei Yul Bo for the way this fandom treats you, you’re just a boy after all

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Happy 5th birthday to Folklore

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the chapter where

1) jesper explains that he thought kuwei was wylan

2) gives wylan the painting his mother made of him that he stole from the mental hospital

3) guides genya in remaking wylans face from memory. and stays there for hours while she works even though hes incredibly anxious & antsy ("I didn't know you were paying attention." "I was paying attention.")

4) wylan asks genya about training for fabrikators at the little palace for jesper & opens up about the thing HE is ashamed of, not being able to read, to show jesper its okay

5) jesper-typical flirting turns into jesper bringing up the previous point and wylan is straightforward and jesper gets defensive and wylan pushes and says things too raw that jesper doesnt like to think about.

6) wylan tells him he must be using his power to be such a good shot leading to "Why do you have to say things like that? Why can't you just let things be easy?" "Because they're not easy. You keep pretending everything is okay. You move on to the next fight or the next party. What are you afraid is going to happen if you stop?"

7) jesper freaks out, he feels scattered, thinks he needs to get out of the room, and wylan makes him take a deep breath and stay for the first time

8) he kisses jesper and suddenly jesper is focused and centered & his anxieties are gone. "It was a gunshot. It was prairie fire. It was the spin of Makker's Wheel. Jesper felt the pounding of his heart—or was it Wylan's?—like a stampede in his chest, and the only thought in his head was a happy, startled, Oh."

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thinking about the crows today

i miss them

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Jesper: *arriving home a little sloshed*

Wylan: *rushing over to Jesper who is stumbling around* Jesper! *tries to kiss him*

Jesper: *shoves Wylan* Nooooooooo!!!! I have a Wylan, I don't want youuuuuuu

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Andrew and Neil get married about the third time Andrew unwillingly learns about one of Neil’s less than legal activities. Andrew insists that he doesn’t want to go through the hassle of testifying in court if Neil is ever caught, so one afternoon they go down the court house and sign the papers.

Obviously this is not brought up to anyone until a couple years later when Matt and Dan get married and someone makes a comment about them being the first of the og foxes to get married and Neil is just like “oh no, that was me and Andrew. We got married like 2 years ago” cue the chaos

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Finally letting these boys rest 🌙

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and yet about TKM bonus chapter, tell me HOW I'll living my life normally after reading that Aaron realized that his brother just sign with the foxes to give him a chance to study medicine and the fact he didn't knew that andrew even cared abt

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Renee: why did you make Neil wear an “i’m a flaming homosexual” shirt?

Andrew: so women stay the fuck away from him

Nicky: what about men? 😏

Andrew: I have a knife

Kevin: he has knives

Neil: he has knives

Aaron: he has knives

Nicky, sighing: he has knives 😔

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[🗝️🗝️] — "neil is not our family, not with the way you look at him"

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at the beginning of trk when officer higgins calls wymack, the first thing andrew does when he hears it’s higgins is look to aaron. he’s looking to make sure aaron is still there, that higgins didn’t call to say drake got him too ohhm y fgod

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Katelyn and Aaron have twin daughters and theyre the Foxes' little princesses and uncle Neil and uncle Kevin's little exy stars!! Andrew just smothers them in gifts and whatever expensive shit they ask for, he even bought them each a pony, then had ro return it because Aaron does not live in a house with a stable and Andrew's response was: then just buy one😐 (aaron had to make a budget after the pony incident as per Nicky's retelling). They're also Nicky's babies and he cries every time he sees them because they remind him of his babies AKA the twinyards and what their life was supposed to be like if they had loving parents.

So yes, im out here pushing the Aaron girl dad agenda because he'll be the best girl dad to ever girl dad!!!! and yes, they call Wymack grandpa because i said so<3