funky-lizard-imp
funky-lizard-imp
Stolitz is my life
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funky-lizard-imp · 1 month ago
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Been keeping this doodle on my gallery cuz i was planning to post all "Mel appreciation from Smilling Dead Family", so Mud goes first‼️
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funky-lizard-imp · 2 months ago
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funky-lizard-imp · 2 months ago
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funky-lizard-imp · 2 months ago
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Ooooh careful, Alastor! Your line between manipulation and genuine care is getting blurryyyyyyyyyy 👀!
I missed drawing them man! Miss Sweet and mister Scary in situations together is my favourite! ❤️ (but did it have to span 9 coloured pages I almost died?!)
(No I won’t do a part 2 😘!)
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funky-lizard-imp · 4 months ago
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for the DTIYS hosted by tumblr's one and only @blitzbittz
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funky-lizard-imp · 5 months ago
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Lucifer: I sense hostility.  Alastor: Good, because I hate you.
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funky-lizard-imp · 6 months ago
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Wanna know why Angel Dust would be a great employee for whatever Hell's equivalent of Amazon is?
Because he is great at handling packages.
No shit he's got four arms plus hidden ones
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funky-lizard-imp · 6 months ago
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*birb sceeching noises*
*also supportive bf in the background* ♥
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funky-lizard-imp · 6 months ago
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I'm sure it will happen
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funky-lizard-imp · 6 months ago
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Happy Sinsmas guys🎄✨🎁
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funky-lizard-imp · 6 months ago
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SINSMAS MAJOR SPOILERS!
I haven't seen too much of it on here but I've seen a lot of it on Tik Tok so I wanna fucking say something about it.
People are saying that Millie cheated on Moxxie and that's why she was panicking and didn't tell him right away when she found out and I am willing to bet everything I have that is not what happened.
People's arguments are that she called Sallie May first and was freaking out like she's realising she can't hide it anymore, but that's not what I got from her reaction at all. It is very normal for people to freak out and panic during first time pregnancies, especially if it was unplanned which I'm willing to bet that this is. And I also think it's pretty normal to first tell someone that you're close with, but isn't very directly involved, like a friend, or in this case, her sister.
Millie might not know how Moxxie is going to react, because even though I think he'd be very supportive and happy and be a great dad, having your own kid can be different, and telling someone literal life changing news like this for the first time can be scary even if you think they would be happy so I think its reasonable that Millie talked to Sallie first.
There are also other reasons why Millie could have been panicking about having a baby, and the one I'm seeing the most is their job. Raising a baby or being pregnant while being a literal assassin can be very dangerous, and Millie might not want to give up her job for the baby and I swear to god if I see anyone calling her selfish for that you're getting blocked instantly because shut the actual fuck up that's also pretty normal. I don't think anyone would say that but just making sure.
Millie also might not be ready to be a mother. Again, a pretty common thing and a pretty normal reaction in that situation.
So my money is on Millie is just scared and nervous because it was unplanned, its new, and she might possibly be scared of raising a kid in a very dangerous business. She's scared herself and still coming to terms with it so she might not be in the right head space to tell Moxxie immediately, but I bet when she does, he is going to be very supportive and happy, and reassure her that everything will be fine. He might even freak out a bit himself, but like I said, that's pretty normal. And I bet they would be great parents and Blitz and Stolas would be great babysitters.
Also, I feel like if she did cheat, there would be a bit more proof and foreshadowing. I know you don't usually recognise foreshadowing until after watching something and going back, but hear me out. When that demon lady was talking about her husband cheating, Stolas was really guilty. I feel like if Millie cheated, they would put more signs, and I feel like they would have her in the background looking very slightly guilty at the moment as well. It's kinda nonsense but at the same time it also makes sense because most plot twists have subtle hints of it before hand so it doesn't completely come out of the blue and people can spot all the signs on a rewatch. I think if Millie cheated, some good foreshadowing would be that and that wasn't there. Again, it's nonsense, but it's part of my defense.
So, in conclusion, I don't think Millie cheated, and stop finding reasons to hate her because I'm convinced that's what some of these people are doing. Her reaction and calling Sallie May is very reasonable and normal when you put more than one ounce of thought into it, and I can't believe I even had to say all this in the first place.
Good day.
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funky-lizard-imp · 6 months ago
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Stolas having mental breakdowns: Sinsmas edition
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He's such a silly sad bird
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funky-lizard-imp · 6 months ago
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Awee Blitz is such a supportive boyfriend
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funky-lizard-imp · 6 months ago
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The fucking whiteboard
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funky-lizard-imp · 6 months ago
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Stolas Fashion Show
(Ignore the bad quality)
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Bonus: Blitz's reactions:
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funky-lizard-imp · 6 months ago
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Blitz and his fucking horse obsession
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funky-lizard-imp · 6 months ago
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@Vivienne Medrano you could literally lay me on the operating table, cut open my chest and rip out my still-beating heart, and it would deal me less damage than this. If you even care
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