#helluva boss blitz

[wiryuu]

can't wait for full moon... i miss them

[strawb3rrystar]

YUUUMMM I love ur blog waaahha

can I pls request hazbin hotel boys with a gangster leader gf or bf u can even not mention the gender idc just a cool but reckless s/o that almost every time gives them heart attacks when they often hear they're injured or in a hospital, you can add blitzo and stolas pleaseresee -🐆

Skin as tough as diamond.

Pairing: Angel Dust, Husk, Sir Pentious, Alastor, Lucifer Morningstar, Blitzø, Stolas x GN! Reader

Warnings: Platonic Alastor, reader being too badass for their own good

Word count: 302

✰Masterlist - Helluva Boss

Angel Dust loves your recklessness because you remind him of Cherri. You're not an Overlord, but he thinks you have the energy to be one. Will always get you out of the danger however. And will bandage your wounds.

Husk hates that you bring him along for your recklessness. You have this poor cat on the last of his nine lives. But he was an Overlord once, he can handle a little danger, no? No, he cannot. He just wants to go back to the hotel and lay down.

Sir Pentious is absolutely stressed when you get hurt. Like, he's kind of reckless himself. But you're on a whole different level than him. He'll be panicking when you get hurt. But he's a supportive boyfriend who will bandage your wounds.

Alastor finds it most amusing how often you end up injured. Watching the aftermath of your recklessness is his favorite thing to do. Of course, he's a good friend and helps bandage you up.

Lucifer will go into protective mode. Like he's ripping limbs off for you. He'll pick you up into his arms and carry you home. And bandage your wounds of course. Every night he'll hold you close and cuddle into your chest.

Blitzø is also reckless. So y'all are just reckless together. The two of you will put yourselves in constant danger and then make fun of each other for getting hurt. Limping all the way home together, and bandaging each other's wounds. Ah, yes, you two are a match made in hell.

Stolas will have a heart attack when you get hurt. He finds your recklessness to be adorable. But once you get hurt he goes into panic mode. Of course he'll have your wounds bandaged and kiss you better. Though, he might scold you for getting hurt.

Star's notes -> I love u anon <333 (giving you a virtual hug rn)

(Thank you, 🐆 anon, for requesting!) (Requests are open!)

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[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 22/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22

[angelshizuka]

#you're not fooling anyone blitz

HELLUVA BOSS 2.02 - Seeing Stars

[sinnerstar]

Finally over my artist block… Kind of. Had a different background in mind for this but came to the quick conclusion that… I cannot draw trees digitally. It is difficult being a painter and traditional artist and then moving to primarily digital. Things don’t work the same. Anyways. Challenges I’ll overcome. If I become less lazy. 🫣

If you like my art, please feel free to reblog and follow! 🤭

04.24.24

[elisenel]

Big fan of how @unchained-hound draws chibi Blitz so I tried drawing the lil guy ❤️

[shellforbrains]

something something helluva boss text posts

one | two | three | four | five | six | seven

[mintaikcorpse]

Shipping Stolitz is frustrating bcuz like- Blitzø, pookie bear, my brother in CHRIST. That bird absolutely ADORES you!

And it's not like a secret thing either. EVERYONE knows about it. Call it Hell's second worst kept secret because holy shit.

Moxxie told you, Mille told you, Fizz told you, your God damn subconscious told you, FUCKING STOLAS TOLD YOU, and you're still out here girlrotting on the couch eating ice cream and crying about he doesn't love you. SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU, YOU IDIOT

[veeeeectory]

Give a warm hug to your children within, and say "It's okay. It'll be fine."

[vernoth]

The Bride And The Ugly Ass Groom 🦎💍🦉

I'm a bit late to the party but I wanted to participate anyway. Also it may be a bit of an overkill for a meme but fuck it! 😂😅

My Socials + Commission Info!

[im-a-regular-joe]

[girlboypersonthingy]

AAAAAHHH WHY IS HE SO PRETTY WHEN HES MAD AND IN DISTRESS??!!?!!! CB bjjkkkkkkk I’m screaming, fr I’m howling rn WOOF WOOF 😫🖤

My absolute fav episode of the entire season by far. Wanna kiss him on the head both heads 😉

[meandtheyeehaws]

WELCOME TO THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY grab some breadsticks and enjoy

[seizethegay420]

[angelshizuka]

All the domestic fluff Stolitz fanart is the only thing keeping me sane right now, because I can at least pretend they're in the healthy committed relationship they deserve to be in.

(All aboard the train to Delulu Land!)

[mrmiserymushroom]

i have a theory…

edit: this is how i think blitzø truly feels, not how he would react in The Full Moon ! (thought i needed to make this a little bit more clear :] )