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Mercy

Eponine: You're showing mercy. You. Who arrested my parents. Javert: In my defense, your parents are bitches.

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Alcohol

Grantaire: Alcohol is gay, because when you're drunk, you can't think straight.

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First names

Combeferre: Is it just me, or does no one among us except Jehan and Marius have first names? Grantaire: Oh my, you're correct. Well, I christen you Alexander. Courfeyrac will be called Andre. Joly is Pierre. Bossuet is Louis. Feuilly is Jacques. Bahorel is Philippe. Enjolras is Gabriel. Combeferre: What about yourself? Grantaire: I name myself Matthieu. It's a good, strong name. Javert: What about me? Grantaire: I christen you Poo-Poo Head.

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Unrequited love club

Eponine: So we've formed an unrequited love club. Javert: Do go on. Eponine: It has only two members so far. Javert: I might be interested in becoming the third... Grantaire: And I am the president! Javert: On second thought, I think I'll pass... Grantaire: Yeah, that's f...hey!

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Besties

Grantaire: So I've been thinking... Eponine: I am all ears. Grantaire: You pine for a guy who doesn't love you, and I pine for a guy who doesn't love me. Eponine: Mhm. Grantaire: That makes us besties! Eponine: No, it makes us...what does it make us again? Oh, yeah, mutual support machine.

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Thinking

Grantaire: You know, I've been thinking. Enjolras: That's the first.

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Randomness #1

Enjolras: General, do you know how long I've been waiting for this? I am about to make a name for myself here. General: Yeah, I don't think you guys are walkin' away from this... Enjolras: Just make sure that everyone knows what happened here today.

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Badass

Marius: Did you just lead a march out of the room while singing? Combeferre: Yeah, so? Marius: That's badass. Combeferre: I am a badass.

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Discord server

I invite you to join our Les Mis server, brought to you by @theoneandonlyr and yours truly. We got many fun things going on there!

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Cheese

Courfeyrac: Sorry I am late...how have you...are you drinking cheese?Marius: In my defense, I was thirsty...

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Basement

Grantaire: Have you ever wondered how many houses you pass in your lifetime that might have people locked in a basement? Enjolras: Well, now I do.

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Insane

Enjolras: Are you insane? Grantaire: I prefer the word 'spontaneous'.

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Bother

Grantaire: Hey, Enjolras, can I bother you for a second? Enjolras: You always bother me, but go ahead.

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Chickens

Grantaire: People who take care of chickens are literally just chicken tenders. Enjolras: ... Grantaire: Yeah, I know. Let that shit sink in.

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Movie

Grantaire: My life is a movie. Enjolras: Yeah, a documentary on mental illness.