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[Image ID : a bronze statue of a medieval knight in full armour leapfrogging playfully over a cowled monk. End ID]

Gustave Doré : “Joyeuseté” ou “À saute-mouton”, bronze, vers 1881. (Musée d'Orsay, Paris)

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“this meeting could’ve been a email” except its “this esoteric children’s punishment could’ve been a normal conversation with them”

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

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“My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.”

— Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

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If I ever wrote a superhero story I’d want there to be a recurring shitty C-list supervillain in the background whose power was changing something’s colour and all her villainous plots would be colour-themed things like “If the city council doesn’t give me a million dollars, I will turn the city of GREEN Bay into the city of RED Bay!” and she’d turn the Golden Gate Bridge magenta or whatever.

So it’s all low-stakes villainy, but everyone absolutely hates fighting her because her very shitty superpower works really really well, and there are dozens of background characters who’ve fought her that are just permanently green now

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[GIF ID : A hand reaches out from behind a sofa to plug something into a socket. The socket moves around on the wall, expertly evading the hand. The person looks over twice, from different positions, to find the socket innocently unmoving. They give it a suspicious look and turn away. It immediately starts moving again. End ID]

Having one of those days.

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I think one of the best things about Clue (1985) is that nobody goes through any character development. They're all just trying to solve locked-room murders as they're being committed, overacting, and delivering witty lines. Nobody learns anything except who killed people. Tim Curry is there too.

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it's such a blessing that we can hear a smile in a person's voice

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Rules of DIY:

if it's a skill, there's rules you can learn

if it's an art, rules are not your concern

make it fucked up or you won't make it

if it's already broken, you can't break it

anything can be fixed with gorilla glue

except for pleather, and also you

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Piece of Asian media: *has a title that's obviously not in English*

Fan Translators: hmm taking into account the intention of the original and the rules of both languages, plus the tone of the story, the best title would probably be something like Adherent of the Blade of Duality, but probably an official translation would want to shorten it to Blade of Duality, or perhaps Double-Edged Sword to borrow a popular turn of phrase that also fits thematically--

Official English Translators: Master of Double-Penetration

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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

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photo: ElI Bond

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