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love when im playing Ace Attorney and i have no idea wtf going on and Phoenix pulls out some “actually 😏 i have the evidence here 📄 to prove you commit the crime ☝️” and im like fuck we do?

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About fascists making caring and having sympathy "cringe"

Punched me in the face when she had a literal Nazi quote for this

Abbiesr on instagram

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you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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show stealer!

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clark kent saying things like golly and gosh? clark kent saving dogs and squirrels? clark kent drinking coco? cunty lex luthor? cunty lois lane? dc you are so back.

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god this movie was so amazing

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Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

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hey so i got in a bit of legal trouble and am currently in a prison in the imperial city, and i think zorro is in the cell across from me??

Today Zoro is: hanging out in jail, god forbid a guy have hobbies!

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Sometimes I think about the online friends I had when I was 14, and whether they're proud of me now

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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

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Wait hang on before pride month ends I've gotta share my favorite (20 since I have so many) slides from the unhinged Hannibal plot recap presentation I made for my irl friend

The full presentation is 75 slides, most of these images are gifs and come onto the slide at different times, and this beast takes over an hour to be presented. It is my magnum opus

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agency

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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hate that like every iteration of zelda is skinny. put some meat on her bones hylia is literally fat

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The funniest thing about reading fandom stuff on the Saja Boys, as someone with a background in the performing arts, is the sheer number of people commenting on how Jinu must have worked his butt off to find four random demons and teach them to be Kpop stars while also running everything behind the scenes for all the technical stuff.

And like, yes, that's a super funny headcanon, I've absolutely been giggling at them.

But also, with my personal experience with the performing arts... absolutely no way Jinu was the only performer Gwi-Ma got onto his side. Like, the I've met people in way better circumstances than Jinu who would absolutely sell their soul to make it big. And the fact that all five of these guys look extremely similar to Jinu even in their demonic forms indicates, to me at least, that there's a good chance that they were all former human musicians themselves.

Therefore, with all this in mind, I will put forth the humble suggestion:

Jinu didn't round up a random group of demons behind Gwi-Ma's back and train them from the ground up.

Jinu held freaking auditions behind Gwi-Ma's bacl and brutally narrowed it down American Idol style to the best of the best in order to assemble a crack team for his plan, and the other four members were the ones who made the cut.

"But Trickster, he was the only one who would get anything from Gwi-Ma for doing this, what would the other four be doing this for?"

For the chance to be performing in front of tens of thousands of adoring fans and be worshiped as an idol, naturally. I mean, have you seen the things real-world people will go through to get a chance at that? And these guys have already sold their souls for a chance at this, why not team up with the best performer in the demon realm for another chance at it?

Also, I think Baby was in charge of their TikTok account. He's just got that vibe to him, you know?