I’m not particularly angry; it’s just the speed I go.“Why have we kept our own names? Out of habit, purely out of habit. To make ourselves unrecognizable in turn. To render imperceptible, not ourselves, but what makes us act, feel, and think. Also because it's nice to talk like everybody else, to say the sun rises, when everybody knows it's only a manner of speaking.” - deleuze and guattari, A Thousand Plateaus
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The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
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this would actually get me to watch BFQOTY again
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Years and years of never fucking up five hour time difference at work; four years of managing most people I love at three hours difference; foiled by one hour time difference for one meeting
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Found a dude at the investigative conference with a fungalore pin, literally stopped talking to someone else to tell him I recognized it.
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Jennifer Gennari (American, b. 1983, Brooklyn, NY, USA) - Exceptional Portrait of a Borzoi Dog, 2018, Paintings: Oil on Canvas
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I bought this book called A Short Treatise Inviting the Reader to Discover the Subtle Art of Go, which is a translation of a book that was written by three French guys in the 1960's who learned Goban (aka Weiqi aka Baduk) and then wanted to make it a huge phenomenon in France.
And it's hysterical.
Behold, section 0.6: Chess —

We will, over the course of this modest work, in order to better understand certain principles of the game, have occasion to speak of chess.
Please understand that it is just a crutch, imposed by the deplorable popularity of this pathetic game in France.
So it is important to let this idea sink in: GO is anti-chess.
The game of GO is not Japanese chess. There is in fact a Japanese chess that goes by the name of Shogi. Never has a GO player been known to play Shogi.
Let us here sum up everything we feel to be wrong about Chess:
1. It is a feudal game, founded upon the Exaltation of the Tournament and social inequality.
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2. It is a game whose rules change every three centuries.
3. It is a game whose antiquity is debatable (just about contemporary with Canasta!)
4. It is a game that (like Checkers!) has only three outcomes, all lacking in nuance: victory, defeat, or a tie. One can certainly win or lose, but it is impossible to win by one point, which is one of the great refinements of GO!
5. Even worse, it is not a game that breeds polite behavior.
6. Two players with different skill sets cannot play together and maintain the interest of the stronger player.
7. A chess match lasts thirty moves at the most.
8. It is an unclear game in which no two pieces do the same thing
9. We do not know how to play chess.
#many years ago I was at a bar that specialized in sake#and we asked the bartender to explain the different types comparing them to other spirits#“is this like gin etc#and the guy was immediately:#sake is its own thing!!#same energy
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the face of a man who Knows what everyone is about to witness
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when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place
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Eat this yoghurt with the most dignity. Most extreme eating wins.
#everybody was absolutely on one this episode#I think the reason I love these bits is that I too was a Professional American in a British workplace#and it absolutely drives you to exaggerate your Americanness#jason is calibrating it JUST on the edge on annoying#and then happily takes the good jokes at his expense
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hey sorry not to be an asshole but I saw someone say that a sports team posting about pride month was "pandering" and I need you to log off and touch grass because now more than EVER it's important that large institutions (and especially those that could easily be right wing like sports teams) show the fuck up for queer and trans people. especially trans people. so no it is not "pandering" to take a stand for a marginalized group of people that are currently under attack for trying to play sports. be so fucking for real
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🛸👽scully was abducted and all I got was this stupid sweater🙄✌🏼
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"Now, Stephen Miller is a little rat-faced Nazi bitch. Since his youth just about everyone around him has despised him because he has always been a miserable racist little shit whose evil heart is manifested in his detestable rodent-like visage. Knowing that, I like to imagine all those big, bad, ICE agents, manly men, so macho, shifting uncomfortably around a conference room table as they are harangued by that psychotic little bureaucrat, and then rushing out to kidnap working men from a Home Depot parking lot in order to demonstrate to their master, Stephen Bitch Ass Miller, how good they are at being America’s new gestapo.
“Oh, Mister Miller, sir! I put on 40 pounds of tactical gear and tackled a 55-year-old partially disabled day laborer! I prevented him from doing some drywall work and feeding his family, for you, sir! I yearn for your approval!”
Fucking clowns. Straight up clowns. All you guys lacked proper male role models or whatever. All you ICE agents wear shades and face masks because you huddle in deep fear of being seen. I’m quite sure you can hardly stand to look at yourselves in the mirror each morning before you set out to lick the feet of your racist paymasters. Change everything about your lives immediately or I promise that your self-loathing will consume you forever. Clowns."
-- Hamilton Nolan, "You're a Bunch of Cowards!", June 10, 2025
#Hamilton Nolan writes some bangers in general#but this really has the feel of wrote it in 20 minutes in pure blinding rage#and you don’t need to change a word
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Goose nest under the cherry spoon bridge
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Vassily Kandinsky - Murnau: Houses in the Obermarkt, 1908, oil on cardboard, 64.5 x 50.2 cm
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