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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

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I feel like house would make an amazing therapist, he'd spend 30 minutes with you, read you and break you to the absolute core, then hand you off to Cameron for the clean up

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Just started house season 6 and Wilson and house just have sub zero sexual chemistry, kinda L

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i want to have a beautiful little kiss with a normal person. im actually starting to get a semblance of sex drive again thanks dr house

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I need house and Wilson to fuck

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house s3 gave me all the juicy juicy angst, in this one he just almost killed himself and no one cares

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Do chores and take care of my health?

Seems I decided to goon over Dr house instead

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Where can I get HOUSE FANFICS with no spoilers past s3

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Episode of house md where a young patient comes in with mysterious Killing Butt Disease and his conservative parents are like, "this is from being a BOTTOM!!! 😡💢✝️😤" and won't listen to any of the doctors so house obviously decides to wear a buttplug constantly and do an enema every day and everyone's like HoUsE nOoO just because they like to yell at him yk. Well except Cameron who is like house it's ok to be what you want but if this is you sexually torturing yourself because leg complex blablabla...

And one day he's sniping at cuddy (probably about how unprofessional it is to tell everyone in the clinic he's wearing a buttplug) and he makes some comment about her bending over except now Wilson trips him up so bends over the table and the two go har har har and there's a shot from cuddy-pov of Wilson standing behind house in the exact *right* way who you know says some shit like, oh tripping a cripple buy me a drink first yada yada before going back to the pestering.

Anyway I made this scenario for porn but I also wouldn't be surprised about them actually airing the scenario described above

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it's crazy when gay men are misogynistic because at every high school debate there's a teenage girl fighting for gay rights like she's their personal lawyer

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i was a gay child once

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learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it

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crazy lil van gogh miku with the blood earing and notes

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This is why I have zero sympathy for Brian Thompson.

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they should do emmys for gifs

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I didn’t know what to draw at the Magma session, so I drew a bunch of pokemon from memory

I feel like most of these are a C+