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here i go running my mouth again left foot in the dark cause i’m sunnyside up take a skip and a jump now you’re sunnyside up up up up

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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

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anon i think im in love with you

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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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Me: look at this cool picture of my brother, I wish I was that good at dirt biking

Everyone on the Internet: IS THAT KOBRA KID?!?!

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If I had a nickel for everytime Will Wood has compared praying to sucking dick, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

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twinks who play little instruments and sing little songs save me

twinks who play little instruments and sing little songs

save me twinks who play little instruments and sing little songs

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why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Happy 413 to the webcomic that changed everything! 💖

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I love having mutuals cause I have two that also know each other so I’ll reblog something from one of them that was reblogged by the other and it’s like

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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game