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*Several of them laugh. Quest glances back at their siblings.*

Nice to meet you Mal!

*A chorus of "hi's" and "hello's" pipe up. Lege is off cooking. Twi finally realizes what's happening and turns around.*

Hey wait, when did this guy get here-?

Just a minute ago, hah! You gotta keep up with us, Twi!

*Spacey floats past the pocket dimension, settling down on the couch with Saga, Ori, and the chickens.*

Also, we don't mind visitors, if you do choose to come along for the chaos!

*They laugh to itself. Twi is just kinda watching them.*

We have a pretty accessible interdimensional portal system setup anyways, so a LOT of people come and go!

*An... oddly familiar voice rings out. It seems to be coming from everywhere and nowhere all at once* "Hiiiiiiiiii~! I was bored, and my three favorite people are all busy, so now that's YOUR problem!" *He laughs, the sound full of genuine joy and a hint of true warmth, unlike his usual laughter,* "So... You guys are basically entities, right? What have you all been up to?"

*Quest looks up from what they're doing, crossing their arms.*

Currently keeping THESE idiots from killing each other.

*Saga is currently rolled up in a blanket burrito with several chickens hanging out on a couch. Twi, meanwhile, is standing inside a small pocket dimension in a flower field. They look like they're questioning their life choices. Quest just looks amused and a little tired.*

Vibin' 👍

*distantly* Could we buy the game and live inside it that way?

Can't you take your mind off of that for five minutes? This is why you've been in there for half an hour, Twi.

*Twi just shrugs, still looking off in the distance.*

*Someone floats into the room, their tentacles pushing them along against the walls. As if they were floating through space..*

What happened this time- I heard shouting! Oh, there's someone actually here? :0

Yeah Twi got into ~that~ again, and yup I think so. Hell if I know who, though.

Offer them cookies!

I...don't think they're here physically..?

Welll, hello, then, stranger!

*Spacey waves as someone else walks in with a very..fishy vibe. Literally.*

Who are you waving at Spacey-? Wait, things are like, actually happening now-? Also do you mind if I join you, Saga?

Mhm!

*Ori bounces onto the couch, one of the chickens climbing into their lap. Quest laughs.*

Hah, almost all of us are here now! All that's missing is- speak of the devil, heyyy Lege!

I live here, why are you surprised to see me? Anyway. I'm making tater tots, anyone want some?

Someone is actually here!

*Lege vaguely squints in the general..vicinity of Mal's existence.*

Ah. Well, if you want tater tots too, let me know.

*Every single one of them are very distinctly not regular entities, each one possessing a multitude of eyes, limbs, and other features.*

Ohh right, your question- uhh yeah I guess you could call us entities? Of the strange variety, of course-

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rainbow of the alt saga passing by your space craft , would any of you lads please pass me a carbonated drink from a refrigerator ? Unfortunately the Nightmare of my universe has made the dastardly decision of burning up my town and now I'll have to wait for a few days before I can get more drinks in my stock .

-@visionariesofgodsonlymistake

Ah, of course, Spacey, go grab one, you're closest!

*Spacey does so, handing it off to Quest. Saga slightly perks up at the mention of Nightmare destroying a town, but doesn't say anything.*

This should be a decent one, take two while you're at it!

*Two cans of Pepsi are handed off to you.*

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*An... oddly familiar voice rings out. It seems to be coming from everywhere and nowhere all at once* "Hiiiiiiiiii~! I was bored, and my three favorite people are all busy, so now that's YOUR problem!" *He laughs, the sound full of genuine joy and a hint of true warmth, unlike his usual laughter,* "So... You guys are basically entities, right? What have you all been up to?"

*Quest looks up from what they're doing, crossing their arms.*

Currently keeping THESE idiots from killing each other.

*Saga is currently rolled up in a blanket burrito with several chickens hanging out on a couch. Twi, meanwhile, is standing inside a small pocket dimension in a flower field. They look like they're questioning their life choices. Quest just looks amused and a little tired.*

Vibin' 👍

*distantly* Could we buy the game and live inside it that way?

Can't you take your mind off of that for five minutes? This is why you've been in there for half an hour, Twi.

*Twi just shrugs, still looking off in the distance.*

*Someone floats into the room, their tentacles pushing them along against the walls. As if they were floating through space..*

What happened this time- I heard shouting! Oh, there's someone actually here? :0

Yeah Twi got into ~that~ again, and yup I think so. Hell if I know who, though.

Offer them cookies!

I...don't think they're here physically..?

Welll, hello, then, stranger!

*Spacey waves as someone else walks in with a very..fishy vibe. Literally.*

Who are you waving at Spacey-? Wait, things are like, actually happening now-? Also do you mind if I join you, Saga?

Mhm!

*Ori bounces onto the couch, one of the chickens climbing into their lap. Quest laughs.*

Hah, almost all of us are here now! All that's missing is- speak of the devil, heyyy Lege!

I live here, why are you surprised to see me? Anyway. I'm making tater tots, anyone want some?

Someone is actually here!

*Lege vaguely squints in the general..vicinity of Mal's existence.*

Ah. Well, if you want tater tots too, let me know.

*Every single one of them are very distinctly not regular entities, each one possessing a multitude of eyes, limbs, and other features.*

Ohh right, your question- uhh yeah I guess you could call us entities? Of the strange variety, of course-

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Yearning...

Twi, how many times do I have to tell you, you're not going to the Look Outside universe!

Oh shut up! You've made the account pfp your own face, let me have this one!

*sigh* well if you would LET ME TAKE PHOTOS, maybe we could make it or the banner YOUR face! Also that has NOTHING to do with risking yourself by going to YET ANOTHER horror universe!

Hey, I wasn't the one that actually took us to TMA and you know it!

Yeah, well, SOMEONE had to convince Quest to do it, and it sure wasn't me or E! I KNOW you wanted to visit that place, and this is no different!

[Twisted]: Would you SHUT THE FUCK UP? I WILL open a portal there, don't test me you son of a-

*Saga starts pacing.*

[Illusion]: LANGUAGE! ONE, you know VERY well that the portal will not reopen once you step through! TWO, you know that you will be LITERALLY STUCK INSIDE, that's what the whole thing is ABOUT! ThrEE, you're all way too damn impulsive to resist looking! You absolutely know that this COULD LEAVE PERMANENT DAMAGE to you and your psyche!

[Sabre]: HeY-

[Illusion]: I'm not done! You ALL are crazy little fuckers, and you're guaranteed to lose what little restraint you have the mere MOMENT you start mutating! You've heard what goes on in that world, do you really think you're sane enough to stay stable throughout that process? Because you really, really aren't.

*Twi sneers, pointing M's dagger at Saga, though neither seem interested in actual combat. Saga seems even more annoyed.*

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, SAGA! Don't throw your little salty hologram at me to deflect all my points! You ALSO know that if I do go, that someone will come with me anyways, AND therefore any serious problems can be sorted out by them!

Dude, I'm trying to protect you from yourself! You know what it was like in the-

Don't even start it, chicken boy.

Hey!

Who's the impulsive one now, huh~?

*Twi twirls their dagger around as they sidestep, coming up behind Saga.*

Still you.

*Twi Hypno-Laughs, revealing their ultra-sharp teeth, throwing the dagger at a wall. It vanishes mid-air just before it hits it.*

You're gonna have to repair it if you do hit it, yknow.

Oh, hush you! And who's to say I'd be either insane or useless while there, hm? Maybe I'd be even better there! Perhaps even immune~

Nope, that's not happening. You know that the mutation happens because it is fascinated by what it sees, and you are a fascinating thing. You're gonna be more vulnerable to it, if anything.

Don't you want to KNOW what it's like, then?! If we're immune or not, if we fit in or not?? Doesn't that thirst for the forbidden burn~?

No.

Ohhh Reaalllityyyy~ C'monnnn, don't you want to just escape...? Venture into something...unknown?

*Twi traces Saga's arm with one hand as they touch their cheek, trying to pull Saga's face to look at them. Saga is thoroughly annoyed but trying not to snap.*

[Reality]: Quite the opposite.

Oh please, you want to know what's out there too.

*Twi is now staring Saga in the eyes.*

[Reality]: This is what we've been saying, you're too impulsive. You'd Look.

[Sabre]: As if YOU AREN'T?

*Twi pulls away quickly, a slight crazed look in his eyes.*

[Reality]: I DID look, and you know where that left me?! Do you really think YOU OF ALL PEOPLE have the willpower to stay sane in the eyes of the unknown?! You couldn't even stand against TFC!

[TFC]: And we were GLORIOUS!

*Twi's energy is growing increasingly Cursed, enchantment and curse particles flowing from their body. Saga's is starting to glitch..*

[Reality]: it was, in no way, glorious. You didn't even try to modify it to be yours, you just let him destroy it!

[TFC]: I did what I needed to and let him do what he wanted with the scraps! And don't talk like that about my apprentice!

[Reality]: Apprentice? Pfft, when did THAT happen?

[Sabre]: I'm my OWN master, and what are YOU, hm?! A slave to your daddy's will~?

*Quest teleports in.*

What the FUCK are you two going on about?! Stop that this instant!

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Color codes:

Lege (Steve Legends)

Twi (Twisted Rainbow)

Quest (Rainbow Quest)

Saga (Steve Saga)

Ori (Steve Saga Origins)

Spacey (Space Steve Saga)

Others: BSS, E (god!Sabre), IRL Sabre, All Individual Cast Members.

Available dimensions: My Little Pony universe, IRL Sabre's house, RQ Rainbow Kingdom, E's In-Between.

[Ooc: if a specific part of a fusion is speaking/interacting, it will be included in parentheses! Ie: (Brain-fried Purple) Saga: "Chicken Steve!" Sometimes it won't include the name of the fusion, I'm not sure yet-]