futchknopfler
futchknopfler
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AND IT'S YOUR FACE I'M LOOKING FOR ON EVERY STREET
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futchknopfler · 2 days ago
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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence
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futchknopfler · 3 days ago
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futchknopfler · 4 days ago
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i could be your cancelled girlfriend
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futchknopfler · 4 days ago
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call him bubonic the way he plagues me
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futchknopfler · 4 days ago
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Mick Jagger in 1969-1970 with this hair length and whatever magic he acquired is my favorite he looks so good what the actual hell
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futchknopfler · 4 days ago
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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.
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futchknopfler · 5 days ago
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massive mark knopfler dump from last year
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futchknopfler · 5 days ago
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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.
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futchknopfler · 6 days ago
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how do i make men w long hair luv me
men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on
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futchknopfler · 6 days ago
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alone in my apartment at last and able to drink milk out of the carton and eat whatever and do drugs and sleep with no pants on!! #yay . wait what’s that? .. oh it’s just my loneliness #myloneliness
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futchknopfler · 10 days ago
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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
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futchknopfler · 10 days ago
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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear
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futchknopfler · 10 days ago
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apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold
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futchknopfler · 11 days ago
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futchknopfler · 11 days ago
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marxistly eating my proletarian sandwich with the dialectical certainty it'll be yummy
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futchknopfler · 11 days ago
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hmu on bug grindr
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futchknopfler · 11 days ago
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Hi australia. Good afternoon :) heres a normal dog
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AH, I don't think that is a normal dog.
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