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I got inspired.

Also, I fail at GIMP. BLUR TOOL EVERYWHERE

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When people have a profile like

"I WANT TO BE A WRITER WHEN I GROW UP" and they use alot

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I'm weird when people bother me while I try to get a game avatar.

"WHY ARE YOU UP ON 4 IN THE MORNING" "I'M TRYING TO MAKE THESE DAMN PLUSHIES BUT THEY KEEP ON DEMANDING A SHITLOAD OF RAINBOW ONES, GTFO BEFORE THE TIMER RUNS OUT"

"GO TO SLEEP" "GIMME A SECOND I ACTIVATED THE GODDAMN AIR BUBBLES, NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN UP ALL THIS SHIT BEFORE THE SKY FUCKING FALLS ON ME"

"THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" "EXCUSE ME I AM DODGING SOME SRS ICE CREAM SCOOPS HERE - I MUST GO BACK TO BEING COMPLETELY RAPED BY CHOCOLATE CHIPS"

My friends have given up on trying to understand me They just leave me alone when I'm on Neopets

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I hate it when people do Pokemon Battle jokes.

aka ________ used ________ shit involving Metapod using Harden piss me off too.

HOW GEN IV OF YOU, BITCHES GET WITH THE TIMES

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I keep on seeing these posts

about "I STOPPED WATCHING POKEMON WHEN THEY STARTED TO LOOK LIKE NEOPETS" and I'm like

Call me a bitch, but that insults my Pokemon side - Especially when people diss Gen IV and above (I understand that Gen I and II are awesome motherfuckers to you, but still. IF YOU SAY HAXORUS IS A RIPOFF I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD).

I'm sorry, but some of the original designs are as stupid as some of the newer ones. I mean, look at Dunsparce. If they released him in Gen IV or later, he'd be dissed a lot more.

Usually I ignore this stuff, but I've seen this post multiple times and I need to tell the world what I think. If you don't like the newer designs, that's okay.

  ...As long as you understand that the older designs aren't GODDAMN SUPERIOR because they were the ones in your childhood and the newer ones aren't.

I apologize, followers.

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I made it to 600k today.

I'm so proud of myself.

But then I see this account with a

FRIGGIN STAMP AVATAR 10+ UC ROYAL/FAERIE PETS 4 OF THOSE PETS HAVE UNZAPPED FAERIE KRAWKS AS PETPETS. GODDAMN PETPETS. THE OTHER PETS HAVE CYODRAKES AS PETPETS (CAN'T FIND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE TRADING POST RIGHT NOW)

At that moment, I was like

WHY NEOPETS WHY

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Guys. Favorite (And least favorite) Royal Pet (Both RB and RG)?

Converted only, bro um I guess Moehog is my favorite okay I was joking but still

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Guys.

My account is 3 weeks old.

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I got silenced, bro.

I'm all like

TNT's probably in California like

I feel like my Neo rights got violated. I BOUGHT YOUR DAMNED NC FOR THE SPARKLY ITEMS, GIMME SOME RESPECT BRAH But then again, TNT IS THE LAW.

I can't even edit my pet's lookup. FUUUUU Why can't I update any description of anything? Wouldn't that just incline silenced users to rage more on the boards after the silencing has been lifted? I CAN'T PLAY SHENKUU RIVER RUSH ALL DAY, TNT...

....

Oh, what the hell, yes I can.

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The Neoboards love me.

When someone posts for the sole purpose of getting me to vote for them in the Beauty Contest/Caption Contest:

When someone attempts to scam me:

When someone gives me an attitude all of a sudden:

When someone tells me they reported me:

I have many other tales to tell.

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I got my first warning on my second account.

I was like

If I was in another Neoboard community, I wouldn't be reported for shit like this. The Help Chat needs more likeable people.

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I hate doing homework late at night.

I get bored and then I decide to play a Neopets game for a few minutes. And then I decide to do my dailies. And then I decide to chat on the boards for a bit. And then I decide to check the pound for pets.

And then my mom opens the door and she's like

And then she notices I'm not doing my homework.

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I decided to look at Mutant Pets.

I should mention that I hate Mutant pets with a fiery passion, so I don't look at them. Ever.

I saw the newer ones for the first time (Acara, Chomby, Ogrin) and I'm like

Especially the Ogrin. Look at this bitch:

THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE NO NEOPET TO ME

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The moral of the story is: Never spend your Neopoints on Coconut Shy everyday, or you'll go nowhere.

Also, Broskis and Boobinskis, you should add me (Kitrusa)

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I finally had the guts to finish Ao Oni. And I did.

I'm so proud of myself, you know. All those times I died and got resurrected from my last save state, it's just...

But now, it's time for the overview, my fellow broskis and boobinskis. This is me throughout most of the game: That never ending feeling of death and lack of hope... It was just too much. Not to mention all the stupid puzzles that made no sense to me.

But eventually, I solved the puzzle, and finishing a puzzle usually followed with the damn oni to pop out of nowhere and chase my ass. So, everywhere I went, I was all like: That feeling of suspicion and the sense to save every time I went to a new room, solved a puzzle, or ouraced Ao Oni...

I remember that time when he popped out from the floor, and the time his ally, Blue Poptart (And Blue Poptart's good friend, conveniently-placed-cat), teamed up to devour my soul. I remember my face when I saw blue poptart pop out from behind the bookcases... Followed by

This game was an overwhelming experience, so much to the point that I track the "ao oni" tag now. The fuck?

Also, I played the game again for a bit, and when I had to go the library, I was like COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU BLUE-FACED BITCH

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When I accidentally press LIKE on a post but doesn't unlike it because I don't want to sound mean

Oh well, I'll just like a bunch of more things and it'll be lost in my pile of liked posts. :(

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That moment when I make a higher test grade than the smartest person in my class

Me:

Teacher:

Me: *When the teacher isn't looking*

Smartest Kid: