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Meeeeeee!!!

I accidentally put together a Victorian looking outfit and now all I want is to start a Victoriana style girl gang.

Who wants in

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This probably interests literally no one but oops

Chaboi might have accidentally bought a cosplay for her own reader insert OC so rip. Soz to anyone who sees my little miss cosplay

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Just Relax and Come to Bed With Me

Jaskier x Reader

Word Count: 4,333

Summary: Dreams are such delicate things, especially when there’s something there to aid them. A Bard in a dress may not have been the bait you thought it to be- especially when there is a girl alone in the woods. 

A/N: This has plot now, and I’m ashamed of myself for not being able to just write smut normally. Oops.  Also, I wound up merging Aswangs and Incubi in this to make them a little more interesting, and to look at the reader’s experience with Jaskier and sex. Title from Little Miss Why So. 

Warnings: smut. Kinda dub/con- it’s in a dream so I don’t know if it counts, vampire shenanigans, Gore. Blood. Canon typical violence but like. It’s kinda gross. 

Part 1

He has you crowded against the wall, knee between your thighs and grinding painfully slow against your clit, sea-blue eyes half-lidded and coupled with a self-satisfied smirk. Hands grip your hips painfully tight, so tight you almost worry that you will bruise under such treatment, and you shiver when one hand releases your curve to reach up and squeeze your breast- rolling your nipple between his forefinger and thumb, stopping briefly to pull on it. Breaths come out in shaking gasps, and your fingers curl into the silky black fabric of his doublet trying to pull him as close to you as you can manage. Pink, parted lips glide over your own, but don’t linger for long- instead moving down to the curvature of your jaw and you feel teeth nip at the skin. 

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And Me Wearing Your Clothes

  Jaskier x Reader  

Word Count: 5,992  

Summary: A creature in the woods is killing village girls in the woods, but to keep you safe Jaskier volunteers himself, and one of your dresses as bait instead.  

A/N: This one probably needs some level of explanation. So, Joey wears a dress on the cover of The Horror and The Wild, and it has lived rent free in my mind since I first saw it so I had to get around to writing Jaskier in a dress eventually. Also, I know I’ve used Little Miss as a pet name for the reader in fics before, but don’t know if I’ve mentioned that it’s because of the song Little Miss Why So, which the title is also taken from- Just in case anyone was wondering where the fuck I pulled that from.  

There’s some mild smutty elements in this too. No explicit smut in this chapter, but this is gonna wind up being a two-parter anyway, so you’ll get the explicit stuff later. It’s worth noting that this is chronologically the first part of my whole series with Jaskier, at least so far- so sorry for any confusion.  

When Geralt had informed you that there was a job in a village not far from where you had set up camp, you had been more grateful of it than you would admit out loud. Villages mean inns, taverns and a chance to sleep on something that isn’t dirt, but the way the white-haired man looks at you lets you know this won’t be as easy a job as you could hope for. 

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Someone You’re Not.

Summary: You know so much about him, but really you know nothing. You don’t even know his real name.

Jaskier x Reader

Word Count: 5,947

A/N: I mentioned how Jaskier told the reader his real name in my last fic and then decided I just had to write this. I guess this is a series now.

Warnings: Drinking, Canon compliant violence, smut, unprotected sex.

For the amount of time you and the pretty bard spent together, you could safely say you knew very little about him. Well, very little might be an exaggeration. Jaskier is exceptionally open and spends so much time talking, and usually about himself, that it would be impossible to not pick up a thing or two. You know in all certainty that his favourite colour is periwinkle, that he spent a good few years studying in Oxenfurt Academy, and how immediately when you decide to stay in an inn or tavern he needs to have a bath with a very specific lavender oil.   You know the way he fingers the frets of his lute even when he doesn’t play, just to have something to do with his hands, how he brightens up at even the most minute of praise and how his smile makes you swear he cannot be human because human men can’t possibly be this beautiful. You know the feeling of his lips against yours and his hand on yours, but you really know nothing at all. No idea of where he grew up, if he has siblings. You don’t even know his name.

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It’s Not Fair

Summary: The thing that will see you into an early grave is almost definitely going to be Jaskier ignoring you.

Jaskier x Reader

Word Count: 4,361

A/N: Me? Writing fics again? After like 2 Years? It’s more likely than you think. I’m kinda obsessed with Joey Batey and The Amazing Devil… so enjoy some Jaskier fic, clearly based on Fair by TAD.

This might just be the thing that kills you. After gods only know how long traveling with the Butcher of Blaviken, how many times you’ve seen the business end of a sword, or how many fights in taverns you’ve been involved in, it seems that the thing that will be the end of you won’t be a gaping slash or stab wound or even hunger, no bleeding out against the wall of some dingy inn or dying heroically in battle for you. No, the thing that will see you into an early grave is almost definitely going to be Jaskier ignoring you. 

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[Jervis and Edward get caught by Batman]

Jervis: We should've listened to Jonathan's advice.

Edward: What did he say?

Jervis: Not a clue, I went off to Wonderland.

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Btas Mad Hatter; *exists*

Me; Now THATS a boy I can get into!!

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"So??...What do you think Jon??"..

Jervis just making another outfit and is really happy with it. He wanted to get March Hare's opinion, which will probably just be a grumble, but he'll take it!💙🐰🌱🍀🌻🌹🌷

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Vigilante Jervis AU

let’s all take a moment to imagine Mad Hatter, but a vigilante trying to interact with Jim Gordon. or like you scream for help and suddenly a man in a brightly coloured and custom tailored suit and hat BURSTS into the room wielding a large axe and after he saves you he invites you for tea 

NO WAIT 

HE KEEPS A THERMOS OF HOT TEA ON HIM AND POURS SOME FOR WHOEVER HE SAVED IN AN ATTEMPT TO CALM THEM DOWN 

this idea is so funny but also cute to me because we KNOW that, at least in BtAS he really did try to go straight but nobody would hire him and I love the idea of him changing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING except that now he saves people instead.

The citizens of Gotham are just,,, so confused

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YES PLEASE 😍!!!

Ok but would Jervis change his name to reflect his new vigilante lifestyle? If so, what would he call himself?

Oogh, I’m getting Big “Tuxedo Mask” vibes from a Vigilante!Jervis so I’m guessing something similar to that? I have so many ideas and None of them are good.

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*blows a kiss towards Arkham Asylum* for Jervis~

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Same!! 🥰

cooking + Jervis Tetch

love that domestic fluff let's GO

Send me one of my F/Os, and a word, and I’ll tell you a fact about the selfship based on that word! 

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I'm not sure if Jervis can cook or not, but he makes absolutely amazing pastries. I personally don't know any recipes off the top of my head but this man can invent them whilst he's baking and they always turn out delicious. Jervis has several recipes he remembered from his grandmother in his head and has never had the need to write them down, he just remembers like it's second nature. Honest to god if he didn't end up becoming a neurologist he probably would've been a pastry chef.

That being said, we love to bake together!!! Cookies, cakes, brownies, miranges, tarts, you name it. Alice In Wonderland themed pastries??? Yes ma'am. Since Jervis is the expert here, I usually just help him out; handing him the stuff he needs, mixing things so he can work on the next part of the recipe, licking the spoon when we're done , all that stuff!

It's not as hustle and bustle as it sounds though, we usually put on some showtunes or swing music to vibe to (and before you ask, yes, we always listen to the Alice in Wonderland musical soundtrack, I got him hooked on it) and once whatever doughy concoction of the week it is is in the oven, he'll often offer his hand to me in request for a dance ("Will you, won't you, will you?") . I always say yes, but I like to be dramatic and say things like "Mr. Tetch, I thought you'd never ask." We always get a giggle out of that.

We usually waltz around the kitchen for the time being because we're huge nerds and once the timer goes off we're most often pretty danced out by then (bold of me to assume Jervis could ever get tired of dancing with his s/o, though).

Cooking however is my domain (can you say wife material), and generally when I cook, Jervis is n o s y a s h e l l. "What are you making?" "Can I try some?" "Is it ready?" It's all in good curiosity though. If I give him a little kiss and tell him "not yet", he'll back off (not before stealing a piece of carrot though slsjsksjsls).

Sometimes Jervis just likes to watch me cook bc he gets this really cozy and warm feeling like 'oh my god my adorable girlfriend is cooking for me in our hide out house and it smells so good and we are in love oh my god' he's just so not used to this domestic-life-with-a-loving-s/o type of thing but he's always dreamed of having it so he really relishes in it a lot. It's cute ;-;

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I LOVE HIM 🥰

Kissing hcs for jervis please? :)

I can’t stop looking at your icon...

Jervis + Kissing HCs:

He is Very Big on back-of-the-hand kisses. It comes with the whole old-fashioned gentleman schtick he’s got going. 

His kisses are very soft and gentle. Because of his overbite, sometimes he’ll accidentally end up bumping teeth with yours, and he’s always very apologetic about it.

Whenever you kiss him, he always gets this super dreamy, faraway look in his eyes. It takes a few seconds to snap him out of it.

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😂😂😂

Bitch you are the captain of a starship for the USS Enterprise what the fuck do you mean

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Amen!! 🥰

You know who is a cinnamon roll? Mad Hatter from Batman the animated series, that’s who!

I just love characters that in one moment can turn from cute to creepy and vice versa.