futurewdclandonorris

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Oh hey follow my yet another side blog @hawksandheartbreak if you want to see me yap about nba or basketball in general 🩷

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the thing with sports tumblr is that you will follow someone and then they will post something that makes you go. oh. i am in enemy territory

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“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Ferrari and they said “we are checking”

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sports are insane. i just know a bunch of people now. nobody should know the names of this many people

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i don’t care that your athlete is doing well it should’ve happened to my athlete instead

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i love how every race nico rosberg commentates is just like. dramatic one-liner. extremely detailed technical and well researched wheel knowledge. insane f1 lore. even more insane gay f1 lore. cunty snide. love confession to lewis. more extremely detailed technical and well research wheel knowledge. marriage proposal to lewis.

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love that the vibe of this cooldown room is toxic couple on the brink of divorce trying to act so normal in front of their kid even though they just finished having a screaming match in the other room (kimi heard the screaming match but was too busy playing just dance on the wii to care)

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can’t imagine how you live with the sheer embarrassment of it. pretending you’ve stretched tall whilst standing on the foundation someone else built before you. they could chant your name to me in my sleep and i’d still refuse to memorise it. i see through your fraud and so will everyone else soon enough.

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"I'm glad it happened and it's over"

no. it should've been worse. lando should've shoved that dude harder so neither made the points (safely and respectfully), this should've meant the fallout for mclaren, this should have been just as bad as rosberg and hamilton did to mercedes, it should've gotten piastri and his fuckass team so mad they finally showed their true colours to the public, it should've enraged lando and his team to finally call out team mark webber, excuse me, mclaren's bullshit and their treatment and sabotage towards lando that they have gotten away with for over a year.

WHERE is the rage?

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Not very “future world champion” of oscunt. He looked upset, talking to his PR person after the race. Must be hard getting shown up by a Rookie while driving the fastest car on the grid, conveniently built around you.

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anyway, your guys' "best racecraft on the grid" just got his ass handed to him by a fuckin rookie

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call me an asshole, but i kinda do want things to blow up.

i kinda do want the entirety of the oscar piastri racing team to be such little bitches after all that that people have to open their eyes to the blatant bullying and mistreatment that's been going on for more than a year now

i want the environment so hostile, the norris personal team doesnt even try to play up for PR appearances anymore.

burn the whole fucking organization to the ground. they're nothing without him and they'll find out soon enough.

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ANYWAYS GEORGIEEEE WIN LETS GOO, GO GET THAT CRINGY CELEBRATION POSE, YOU ARE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

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sports are so weird like why does this affect me personally. and so badly

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please remove all curses from lando norris.

please remove all curses from lando norris.

please remove all curses from lando norris.

please remove all curses from lando norris.

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people talking about how good it is that lando took accountability as if he doesn’t take accountability for fucking everything that goes wrong

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GIRL HELP