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Stealth Camping with Camo Tarp • Freezing Night in Woodland Hideout!

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Panzer III in 60 Seconds #shorts

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How to choose a humidor

Humidiors come in many styles. You can choose a humidor with trays, high gloss finish, with legs, etc. There are so many to choose from that you need to know the basics to ensure you get a good quality box that will keep your cigars for years to come. .

1. Size. You want to start with a humidor that is at least 50% larger than you think you will need because you will inevitably start to store more cigars so it is best to plan ahead. Remember, you can put fewer cigars in a larger humidor, but you can’t put more in a smaller one!

2. Seal. You need to make sure that when you close the humidor lid, it makes a nice closing sound. If it blows or whistles when it closes, you’re golden. When shopping online, and you can’t actually see or touch the humidor, it’s important to ask the owner if their humidors are buzzing when closed. I’m sure you know where I’m going with this. All the crownhumidors.com  we offer close with a pleasant hum.

3. Coating. The quality cigar humidors are lined with Spanish cedar. It is chosen because it can withstand the required humidity without deforming. Anything else inside a humidor is silly. You want the cedar to be kiln dried, which means they literally dry it out to remove all the sap. This avoids a nasty mess in all your cigars. Insert any Clinton joke you want here. But seriously, Spanish Cedar is where it is. The Indians used to use it to build boats because it is water friendly. The cedar must also be non-aromatic. This is not the cedar you put in a gerbil cage or closet. This is a different cedar. It does not smell.

4. Style. Make sure your choice of humidor complements your personal style. There really isn’t much to say here. If you don’t like it on the desktop or where you’re going to put it, it doesn’t really matter how well it works. I mean, if a world famous chef made you spaghetti and colored it blue, you probably wouldn’t eat it. So why would you want an ugly ass humidor on your desk?

5. Quality. Make sure the humidor is of good quality. If the lid becomes deformed or the hinges fail, the seal will break. So all you have is a nice storage box. Always remember: “Quality is remembered long after price is forgotten.” That said, the price does not dictate the quality at all. I’ve seen humidors that cost thousands of dollars and are poorer than the inexpensive boxes that I sell. In fact, in December 2003, Cigar Afficionado magazine reviewed about 10 humidors. Most were boxes that cost thousands, yes, thousands of dollars. They also reviewed one of mine that sells for $ 199. My humidor got a B-, and a humidor that cost more than 5 times as much money got a C-. So the price is not the determining factor. Make sure the hinges are good, the joinery is good, and most of all, make sure you have a good warranty or guarantee. We offer a lifetime guarantee on our humidors. Unheard of in the industry.

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Cigar Afficionado magazine March/April 2023 - Behind the scenes

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Rejected rough sketch. Was worth a try.

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.... morning commute ...

Reading on Subway

- d'Arthur Getz, 1961

The New Yorker

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It’s nearly springtime in the Florida Everglades...

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ADAM SCOTT | The New Yorker — The Hollywood Slog That Led Adam Scott to “Severance”

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"The First Hundred Days" by Barry Blitt

The New Yorker Magazine, May 5, 2025

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Fishbowl, 2013 by Peter de Sève

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art nouveau jewelry box. Via

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🌿Shop Drop🌿

(From left to right)

Top row: Aphrodite, Poseidon

Middle row: Freyja, Hel

Bottom row: Artemis

All of these handmade beads are now in the shop! If you have any questions, feel free to message me through Etsy. 💖

https://amberandwhiskey.etsy.com

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so a few days ago, my mom told me of a tradition of wearing red ribbons in your hair to "attract a good husband" (folk superstition). Even though I'm not looking to be married any time soon, I thought, “eh, just harmless fun, and I like weird superstitions. I’ll do it,” but I forgot. Literally the night after, I dreamed I was making out with a princess. The universe is throwing signs and she ain’t subtle.

seriously, with the amount of times folk magic/tradition has pointed at me and yelled GAY, I think marrying a man would be violating some kind of ancient prophecy.

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now thats a gas station and the Leg Show T