In the moment, it feels as though there is nothing more embarrassing than squatting in your new crib, wearing an increasingly soggy diaper and sucking on a pacifier while being introduced to your ex's date for the evening...how wrong you are. Weeks from now, you will be calling him "Daddy" - you will be fussing and wiggling in your highchair as he cleans the baby food from your cheeks with a warm washcloth, you will be feeling the cold rush of air as he pulls back your wet diaper while changing you in the bed of his truck, you will fall asleep on his rising chest as he slips his finger inside your diaper for a quick check and awake in your crib to him tousling your hair and calling you "champ." You are already his baby, you just don't know it yet.