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men like the joker because clown recognizes clown, all part of the same clown fraternity honk sigma pi
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i love making jokes about straight people because youre like “hehe straight people are banned!! :)” and theyre like “i consider you subhuman”
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Anyway ya moms got married

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roses are red violets are blue pull my hair while I go down on u
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I would literally die for Kalvin Garrah and those are just the facts babes
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Poem for my girl,
Hey babe, i have a question:
why are you so
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sometimes I just look at you and feel,
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you get me ?
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you make everything else melt away you’re all that matters you’re all that matters!!!! you’re my one and only!!!!
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it was early morning, and I looked at you with half-closed eyes and messy hair, and you told me I had never looked prettier to you than in that moment.
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happy 20-fine-teen this is the year where we’re finally gonna start feeling fine
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When I met kalvin I was the second in line to take a pic and talk and he said “oh my god I can’t stop smiling, I hate smiling” and man just he loves his fans so much which is so rarely seen in youtubers
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AH WE MET KALVIN GARRAH he said my phone case was cute and talked to us about tattoos
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