Charleigh dw i. 29. Is there a word for total screaming genius that sounds modest and a tiny bit sexy?
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up
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What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas
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The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though
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why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes
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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent
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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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Listening to Maria Bartiromo drone on about MAGA narratives as if she has an objective point of view is theatre for the braindead.
The anecdotal 'nobody wants to enjoy retirement' is from the same people who say grandma should help with child care.
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MAGA does not care about Trump's stupid and inane economic policies. They want racism. They want misogyny. They want homophobia.
Elect a rapist, get a shockingly unrepentant shithead.
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