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Yeah, kind of like a night of drinking without the drinking. -Elle Greenaway
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I do know a three-year-old boy that once met a friendly apparition named Leverett Saltonstall. -Dr. Spencer Reid
#Season 7#Episode 9#self-fulfilling prophecy#dr. spencer reid#spencer reid#Matthew Gray Gubler#Gube#Criminal Minds
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What? I’ve seen an episode of Mr. Belvedere. -Dr. Spencer Reid
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None of this is easy. -Derek Morgan
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I’m a man of science; I didn’t know how to deal with it. There’s no quantifiable proof that God exists, and yet in that moment I was faced with something that I couldn’t explain. Still can’t. -Dr. Spencer Reid
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I’m not scared. I don’t wanna be in an elevator with you to be honest. -Dr. Spencer Reid
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Hey, you ever get groupies at your book signings? -Emily Prentiss
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I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I’m a genius. -Dr. Spencer Reid
#Dr. Spencer Reid#Criminal Minds#Spencer Reid#Matthew Gray Gubler#Season 1#Episode 1#extreme aggressor
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Maybe Hotch is adopted? -Penelope Garcia
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Yeah, like a bomb going off next to him. -Dr. Spencer Reid
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P.G. at your service. Don't let the name fool you. -Penelope Garcia
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6 minutes. It’s something I used to say to my mom to try to get her to quit smoking. A cigarette takes 6 minutes off your life, so every time she’d light one I’d say “That’s 6 minutes less that I get to spend with you.” -Dr. Spencer Reid
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You do realize you just gave two grand to a hooker? -David Rossi
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It helps if they think you're crazy. They don't argue. -Diana Reid requested by cosmiclovestory
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Plum sauce? -Derek Morgan requested by mon-assiette
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We don't always get second chances in life Rossi. I say take the plunge, see where it goes. -Emily Prentiss requested by lainsdays
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