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Turian C-Sec Officer: Why does the hanar refuse to act in an orderly manner?

Shepard: Because it's a big, stupid, jellyfish!

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“Standing up for ourselves doesn’t mean we have to stand alone.”

— Commander Shepard . Mass Effect

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“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.”

— Sovereign . Mass Effect

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Nihlus: Saren?!

Saren: Nihlus.

Nihlus: This isn't your mission, Saren. What are you doing here?

Saren: The Council thought you could use some help on this one.

Nihlus: I wasn't expecting to find the geth here. The situation's bad.

Saren: Don't worry. I've got it under control.

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“Commander Shepard? Garrus Vakarian. I was the officer in charge of the C-Sec investigation into Saren.”

— Garrus / Mass Effect 1 / first words.

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C-Sec: Witnesses saw you making threats in Fist's bar. Stay away from him.

Wrex: I don't take orders from you.

C-Sec: This is your only warning, Wrex.

Wrex: You should warn Fist. I will kill him.

C-Sec: You want me to arrest you?

Wrex: I want you to try.

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“Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.”

— Zaeed Massani . Mass Effect 2

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Shepard: My name is Shepard and I'm here to get you off this ship.

Jack: I'm not going anywhere with you. You're Cerberus.

Shepard: I'm offering to be your friend. You don't want to be my enemy.

Legion: There is a high statistical probability of death by gun-shot. A punch to the face is also likely.

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Legion: You succeeded where others did not. Your code is superior.

Shepard: That doesn’t explain why you used my armor to fix yourself.

Legion: There was a hole.

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Miranda: I don't know what this is, if this is stress or just blowing off steam or...

Shepard: I care about you, Miranda. And I think you care about me.

Miranda: This is no time for emotional entanglement! You and I know more about the Collectors than anyone, we know how unlikely it is we're coming back alive! What idiotic bunch of hormones thought that now was a great time for love?

Shepard: Who said anything about love? I'm just trying to get you into bed.

Miranda: You ass...

Shepard: Come on, Miranda. You know you want this.

Miranda: I do...

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Shepard: The geth are perfect ambushers, Williams. They don't make noise, they don't move, they don't even breathe!

Ashley: Sir, they have flashlight heads.

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Javik: Commander, at times like this my people had an ancient saying: kill her.

Garrus: Your people had times like this? Because in our cycle, this is pretty uncommon.

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“My name is Garrus Vakarian. Codename: Archangel. All around turian bad boy and dispenser of justice in an unjust galaxy. Also I kill reapers on the side. And you are?”

— Garrus . Mass Effect 3 [citadel dlc]

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Shepard: I’m going to rip off your head and mount it in the CIC. Then I’m going to take your head and put it next to hers. Then I’m going to take both your heads and space them out the airlock!

Javik: Finally!

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“I am the very model of a scientist salarian I’ve studied species turian, asari and batarian I’m quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology) My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian… I am the very model of a scientist salarian!”

— Mordin . Mass Effect 2

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Saren: Join Sovereign and experience a true rebirth!

Shepard: I’d rather die than live like that.

Saren: Then you will die. And your companions. Everyone you know and love. Everyone you’ve ever met. Don’t you understand? You will all die!

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“I talk to people, you know? Ask them if they have big problems that only I can solve. You’d be surprised how many people are just waiting for someone to talk to them. Sometimes I poke through crates, too. You know, for extra credits.”

— Conrad Verner . Mass Effect 2