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Mmm why do u mean by piss thoughts 😭🙏

u must be a new follower……… i used to post constantly abt piss kink stuff and i guess i just now flippantly refer to it as piss thoughts LMAO

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if anyone has piss thoughts put them in my inbox bc i have a 6 hour drive and need something to look forward to after 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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ten years ago you were so scared of such different things, but you survived them anyway. the same goes for five years ago and two years ago. everything that has ever felt like a hurdle, you’ve passed through. so be afraid, identify your fears, and then allow yourself to remember that in just a little while, this will be another thing that you have overcome.

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endo doesn't try to make takiishi try new things anymore

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At 3 am

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you've freaky friday transformed into one of your closest friends that knows both you and your f/o well, and your f/o can tell it's you by your voice.

you can only transform back to the right bodies if one of you (you vs your friend) sleeps with the other's partner in the exchanged body. if not, the curse will elapse after a month.

you cannot have an orgy.

please say why you picked!

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i’m cracking myself up thinking abt toji teaching megumi how to drive like how on edge and terrified he’d be letting the kid get in that drivers seat. he’s white knuckling the grab handle on the roof of the car and the dashboard begging megumi to brake sooner and to use his turn signal like he’s about to puke. and megumi’s not even doing that badly

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAZAI!!!🥰🥰🎊

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Happy Birthday Dazai

Happy Birthday to this soggy piece of toilet paper.

I hate him, ew.

Dazai, hon, for your birthday I hope you step on a Lego.

Love,

-Nix🌙

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Artist

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goes to sleep in a complex and nuanced way

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protecting my peace by turning men off on hinge

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i drove multiple hours home and literally no one is paying attention to me. time to leave forever

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“y’know i treat you better sweetheart, why don’t we get rid of that slug?” dazai drawls. said slug, only feet away, rams a foot right into his stomach.

“shut the fuck up, osamu,” flora snorts. “you tried to sell my mom’s cat for a pack of cigs.”

alternatively: if you can’t choose, why not have both?

no words. no words. for how grateful i am to @imsofrancey for snatching the exact flochuuzai vibe right outta my head. obsessed is an understatement.🤍🤍

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happy birthday to dazai i think we should all kill ourselves together in celebration