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[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

Is existential peace a thing?

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

yikes sorry to hear that man i hope things get solved. ill give the doctors rabies or smth if you need me to

Thanks for the offer but we have like one semi-decent doctor here

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

Sorry for the major gap in my existence here, I've been kinda sick or something. I'm still working and everything but i have to keep a bucket under the counter. The doctor's can't seem to figure out whats wrong but what else can you expect from a town in Bumfuckivaniachussetts, USA when I'm a disabled trans jewish guy

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

himbo that's all i have to say to you

Thanks

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

hey maybe. just maybe. they're the same person from different universes/timelines

Thats kinda a weird theory, I have no idea why that would be

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

how'd you ask him?

"Do you have an eye?"

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

Does he have an eye tho?

No idea

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

Well? What was his response?

Leaving faster

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

I asked the guy if he had an eye or not

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

Hello, this is Herschel's blog, right? Happy Halloween. -Cupid

Oh hey- uh, I'm answering this kinda late but thanks, you too

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

Bane of your existence? What the fuck did raccoons do to you?

Infested the station on multiple occasions

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

*lmao m!a there's a raccoon in the gas station*

[Sigh]

You know how hard it is to get a racoon out of this place with crutches

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

hmm maybe we can shake things up a bit :) whats your favorite animal?

Raccoons. Bane of my existence but they're cute

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

thats not the weirdest thing youve said so far. just its hind legs or front legs?

Front legs only. And yeah other than my usual stuff its been quiet

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

Saw anything weird lately?

Saw a possum with two legs

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

I love the smell of Gay Panic in the afternoon- is it just me or are fruit flies spilling out of the bathroom?

God damnit, gimme a second

[g-a-s-s-t-a-t-i-o-n]

broooooo do u like... simp him

Yea