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Concept art of a Toad for the 2023 Super Mario Bros. movie, referencing the 1665 painting "Girl with a Pearl Earring" by Johannes Vermeer.
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guy i saw in traffic today that i felt compelled to draw
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American Tumblr user: none of these words are ingredients for a burger
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The corollary to "you shouldn't call historical people gay because it's a modern term" is "the word friend didn't always mean what you think it means".
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If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family
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Long before the introduction of color film, a Russian chemist and photographer named Sergey Prokudin-Gorsky used an innovative technique. He took three individual black and white photos, each through a colored filter (red, green, and blue), to create fully colored, high-quality pictures. The photo of this woman, taken by him, is around 107 years old!
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how come the best version of any product is called like. Craig’s Slime or BM45 or Slungo. while stuff like Nature’s Purest Delight and Le Exquisite Producte are universally unuseable dogshit. the best chap stick is called Burt's Bees
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Do you want tissue paper? now? Wait a minute.
ティッシュペーパー欲しいの?今?ちょっと待ってね。


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it's genuinely frightening how many "leftist activists" seem to be, above all else, downright chomping at the bit to find groups of people they think they're allowed to hurt. some of you are downright enthusiastic about finding targets, more than you are about doing anything to lift up marginalized communities, and then some of the targets you find are marginalized communities. like wow asshole good job shitting on "weird queers" that's awesome you're really helping everyone out here that's great. great job talking about all the horrible things you hope happen to the powerless citizens of a country that's doing terrible things, you're really showing a lot of compassion, talking about how you hope they all die. You understand that they are also human beings.
like dude fuck off. human rights are for all humans even the ones you don't like
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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
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I felt like everyone would appreciate Miss Pumpernickel fighting her bestest oldest friend, Blue Octopus
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#dunno any kind of exact number#but it probably is quite a few#certainly not all or even most#but a good fair number of serials across all doctors#probably over 50 episodes but i lowballed it
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Gyaru No. 1 from Gozyuger ep. 20
"Gyaru No.1's design is affiliated with the Gyaru lifestyle and a kangaroo."
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