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people who can decide where to put stickers must really have their life together

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People will take one look at Arknights' Terra and decide they wanna live there for the waifus

Bud, you're not that guy. You don't have that kinda game. You will die in two days when you catch the rock cancer like an idiot and the Ursus cops put you down like a dog

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makes you all frilly. idiot. pushes you over

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Hey do you have a full pic of that Fuckass Nerd Harmonie in your bad decisions pfp on hand

Fuckass Nerd Harmonie

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There must have been some sort of situation where some Rhodes Island personnel don't know about Doctor and Amiya's parent-daughter relationship and thought something funny was going on seeing them interact.

Imagine your pretty serious and professional 14 year old CEO giving a serious and rousing speech followed by, in the corner of your eye, her jumping into Doc's arms all happy and giddy because they nailed it. You don't know them. That's weird. That Doc person is just a walking hood. That's weird. You start paying more attention, and realize a lot of the people that hang around this hooded mystery are straight up assassins, you got Phantom, you got Schwarz, you got Manticore, you got Platinum, you got Gravel, these are all people a bit too well versed in the art of manslaughter. You finally catch a glimpse of the hooded freak without any given distinct master assassin and instead their bodyguard is this top wanted woman you've one hundred percent heard about, that mercenary they call the Walking Apocalypse, long white hair, red eyes, massive sword, it all checks out, and apparently she has the wondrous ability of mitosis because there's two of them and one wield a gigantic buzzsaw. You've never seen someone with so much living firepower by their side. Are they extorting the CEO? Are they the true mastermind? Even the staunch Kal'tsit seems to be helpless besides her barbs towards this hooded enigma!

Then she's like "Doctor I got ice cream let's go for a walk I want to tell you about the latest Sesame Street :)!" and you're like ohhhhhh ohhhhhh that's their parent ok ok ok doesn't explain the excess of hired killers and/or maniacs and/or biological superweapons but they are cool with each other ok yay <3

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HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUNISH A KNIGHT WHO BLUSHES AND SMILES EVERY TIME YOU TRY

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They replaced the Complete Contract button in SSS with this, which feels a bit ominous.

"Revoke Authority" gives the impression that it's you taking away authority that you granted to someone else, but since it's the function that lets you peace out from completing the contract and has the "running through the door" symbol that's you revoking your own authority.

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Strawberries at the Sweet Parade

Original source - ぼや野 on Twitter

Translator - t2stonerain

Typesetter/Redrawer - WariReku

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Just realised that whenever I see the phrase "I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole" I automatically think of a ten metre pole. Like a comically long pole. A ten foot pole isn't all that long. That's slightly less than two of my body lengths. Not touching something with a ten foot pole still lets you get pretty close to it actually.

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Desperately in love with an autistic girl voice:

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SOMEHOW THEY'RE MAKING AN ANIME ADAPTATION OF DOES IT COUNT IF YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO AN ANDROID?!?!?!?!

Like…ok. So. I am a fan of this manga. And I am not exaggerating when I tell you that at least 85% of the "plot" of this manga is "cute android girl makes office lady cum her brains out in explicit lesbian sex scenes."

Are…are they gonna animate all that??? Because if they don't the anime will be about five minutes long.

I am deeply, deeply curious to see what the anime version turns out to be 😅

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concept: bratty, arrogant, spoiled princess who's blissfully unaware that the peasant revolution has succeeded and her position has been made entirely symbolic. the only reason she's still alive at all is because no one considered her enough of a threat to bother executing.

everyone in the country thinks she's adorable, in a pathetic sort of way, so they make sure she never figures out the truth. she's treated like a mascot, or a roadside attraction, or perhaps a particularly amusing pet. she spends most of her time at her estate, being pampered by her maids and her personal guard of knights. every once in a while, she's loaded up into a carriage and carted through the streets of town for the people to see. the crowds cheer and coo at her, and she happily smiles and waves back, thinking they're praising her for her wise and steadfast leadership. after all, what else are princesses for?

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