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i have seen unspeakable horrors

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can i eat the gel? and more importantly, can anyone stop me from eating the gel?

it was literally sold as diet food originally go nuts dude

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hii i was in a play adaptation of portal at my college and i’m trying to show it off around tumblr lmao, feel free to reblog my pinned post about it if u think ur followers would be interested! that’s all :) have a wonderful day

sorry it took so long to respond to this the first time i saw this i remembered the original portal 2 the unauthorized musical and the psychic damage sent me to silent hill

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Pleasantly surprised to see y’all still fighting the good fight.

i tabbed into ms paint to find this

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wehaly

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Who up testing they subjects?

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Does Aperture Labs support gay/trans rights?? As a bie-enby test subject I sure hope so 🤭🤭

Cave Johnson here.

We here at Aperture Science support all members of the LGBT+. Whether part of our Control Group, a member of the Lab Boys, or a test subject of our renowned Portal gun, you are all worthy of rights and respect!

And whoever says otherwise can kiss my--

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GLaDOS learns about isopods

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Ok real.

Cave Prime here, just got a quick message from the multiversal Cave archivist. They say this Tumblr account stopped posting regularly in part because the "engagement and interaction died off," whatever that means. But partly also because the other Aperture's and Black Mesa's Greg and I encountered just, never responded when we reached out to interact. We feel, isolated in a way. Don't get me wrong, we're still churning out real bangup science here, our angel investors are salivating in the corner as I write this, but, feels strange now. As if a part of me has gone dead. Guess I oughtta, see the lab boys about that. You Tumblr people, you- you keep doing what you're doing and, don't shoot the messenger, I guess. Cave out.

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what if i posted blue sky for april fools day

would you make it hurt?  would you kill me?

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this is so groovy

GUYS !!!!!

I WAS IN “PORTAL: THE UNOFFICIAL STAGE ADAPTATION” AND IT’S IN VIDEO FORM NOW !!!!!

AAAA I HOPE U ENJOY

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who need they caveussy ate

omg meat

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real

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yeah

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can i get an amen ???