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“ugh why is moby-dick so long”
ishmael is telling you a story about how all his friends died and how he was the sole survivor of the disaster, why wouldn't he want to delay getting to that point of the story as long as possible?
the odyssey
the length of the book parallels the long amounts of time that whalers were away from home with long periods of boredom punctuated few and far between by brief bouts of frenzied action
you don't like cetology? whalelore? kys
since when have you ever complained about a dick being long. ungrateful
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having chronic gut issues is like, ahhh. the ingredients. ouch.
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@gregory-dillard Look at this! Someone drew you! And did a wonderful job! Really skilled, honestly!

I have one mutual who I think SPECIFICALLY would enjoy this. You Know Who You Are.
#gabby gossip#lady gabriella penrose-howe#greg dillard#gabby art tag <3#bbc the outlaws#the outlaws bbc
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💞Hello, lovelies!!💞
Gabby here! It's been FAR too long a waiting period for me to join this site, so I thought it high time to show up - fashionably late as always!
In case you don't know who I am (shocker, darling!), my name is Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe, but "Lady Gabby" is fine! (Unless we're being formal, in which case, it's "your Ladyship", but I don't expect that from any of you wonderful people!)
My pronouns are she/her/herself, I'm 26, lesbian ❤️🧡🤍💗💜 (searching for a long-term partner!), and an influencer! Giving out support, advice, and answering all your gorgeous questions - everyone's welcome here! 🥰
Information about this Roleplay Blog and Character:
Gabby is mostly unemployeed, but spends a lot of time on social media and sometimes gets the occasional gig to bring money in, with the help of Greg (@gregory-dillard).
Gabby currently resides in flat 13 of the divorcees' apartment building that Greg lives in, with him as her roommate.
Gabby is mostly single, but will flicker between periods of having different partners and reminiscing on old ones.
Gabby is a recovering alcoholic and drug user, and is mostly clean, but has moments of weakness.
Gabby struggles with anger management, but is working on bettering herself, and rarely lets this slip online.
Pre-Season 3 content, though it may be discussed at some point.
Non-canon plotlines will be included (such as Greg and Gabby getting cats).
The Outlaws is a 15+ show, so this blog will contain 15+ content.
Multi-shipping is okay, but there will be a main theme of Platonic Gregriella.
#tw drugs#tw alcohol#tw anger issues#roleplay blog#bbc the outlaws#the outlaws bbc#gabby gossip#lady gabriella penrose-howe#greg dillard
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Having fun at the Gala!
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You're welcome, darling!

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@gregory-dillard Look, it's you!

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Greg, next time, if my phone's off, just come get me. I'll pay for the petrol.
@gabbypenhowe Your phone is off and I kind of need you back at the flat to tidy up the mess you left it in before you went out.
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Oh, I love this! I never had a computer, my father was far too old fashioned, but I used to fantasize about all the wonders the internet had to offer!
And, well, we all know how that turned out.
<3


2008
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Well, as a wise man once said, there's no better time to get famous than right now!

When I was but a wee baby high schooler I made this on my school issued chromebook and posted it to my og tumblr blog and I just knew in my heart it would do numbers but alas it got 1 note. (me on my other blog)
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First post on Tumblr! Welcome to my blog, darlings!! <3
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