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Yes, you are dreaming.

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Hi! i’m moving to Canada! probably Essex, London, or Toronto! i could use some helpful insight!

how do property taxes work in Canada?

how much will utilities cost on average?

how universal is universal healthcare?

is it easier to get gender affirming care?

are Canadians actually as nice as they’re stereotyped to be?

where is the best place to live in Canada? not just for the vibe but also affordability!

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i miss my family

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I'm looking at you Beth "a literal angel who can do nothing wrong" Greene 💕

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zombie media recs!!

i’m looking for new zombie movies, books, comics or twd fanfics! (tho i’ve read wayyyy too many twd fics lol!)

zombie media i’ve already seen/read! +my ratings!!: (not including fics because this post is long enough jesus christ)

TWD obviously 10/10 i can’t shut up about it though the comic is 8/10 and i know ill get doomed for this but its too fast paced for me, The Girl with all the gifts 10/10 serves my mommy issues 😬 and the book also gets 10/10, 28 Days later 10/10 the scene they used AM180 by granddaddy in is so good even if its just in a grocery store that song is still one of my faves i can only give this movie praise, ZombieLand 1&2 10/10 for the first one the comedy is superb but i could be biased bc i love the facebook guy and Tallahassee the second one however i haven’t watched in a long ass time so therefor i will not be rating, The return of the living dead 2/10 don’t hate me it just wasn’t that good to me its boring and hard to sit through, Dawn of the dead 10/10 scared me so good loved the animalistic zombies, World war Z 6/10 was good but it just felt like normie divorced dad movies do, Shaun of the dead 10/10 i can never slander Simon Pegg and Nick Frost when they play in the same movie you just know it’s going to be absolute cinema, Army of the dead 9/10 only because i hate what happened at the end with Vanderohe(big beautiful saw guy), Warm bodies 8/10 absolutely love love love this movie and you should watch but it does feel too romantic at times tho the husks are soooo fucking creepy and i live for it, Resident Evil 1 6.5/10 i mean its GREAT don’t get me wrong but it just wasn’t my fave ig tho i have been planing to watch the other ones and would watch again, Legion 10/10 i watched this when i was wayyyy too young and good god it scared the absolute fuck out of me but i loved it even if i wet the bed and cried the night i watched it, Corpse Bride 9/10 -1 point because its not creepy scary enough but it is absolutely a zombie movie in my book, House of 1000 corpses 1000/10 Rob Zombie will never ever ever get any slander around me that man built my love for the unsettling creepy gorey nasty shit and i will kiss yo mama on her hot wet juicy mouth if you even got one mean thing to say about him but uh yeah the movies pretty tits tho, Zombie Strippers shit i can’t fully remember it and i should definitely rewatch but from what i remember it was awesome but that might be because it’s another one i watched way too young and 8 year old me was just a sick little lesbian tryna see some boobies lmao.

sorry for the long ass post about my autistic interest!! JESUS CHRIST I WROTE A DAMN ESSAY. i promise i was trying too keep things short guys… anyways if anyone and i mean literally any one person asks i will make entire in depth posts about this stuffs because im a loser lol!

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i’m getting pregnant just looking at him yall.

he cannot be looking this good while im ovulating

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i think i’ve watched twd enough times that i could recite it to you

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Michonne was so cunty from the very beginning, she was serving body, looks, battle skills, had jokes, was good with kids, knew how to work in a team. Her skin was so smooth she looked clean even when they were scavenging through the woods for weeks. What choice did Rick really have but to make her his wife? He saw the jeans with the glittery belt through the fences and was done for.

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twd season 9 ep 16 i used to think that when Ezekiel told/ asked daryl not to stay at hilltop with the rest of the Kingdom he was being a dick but rewatching it now i can really understand that Ezekiel just wanted to work things out with Carol so badly. i mean man lost so much and just wanted to figure out how to keep his wife, but her best friends kid(??) just kept reminding her of what she lost (Henry). Ezekiel wasn’t just asking Daryl not to be there with them he was asking Daryl AND Lydia not to be there. it’s still shitty bc Daryl got Carol through so much but i get Ezekiel for wanting it, especially since Daryl and Carol have never been normal ab each other, it would make any man insecure to see his wife that way with a man even though they are STRICTLY platonic. ok rant over.

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so tired of men doing my nails… like i spent so long picking out what i wanted and drawing ts on my phone just fa this man ta spend maybe 30 minutes on my nails smh.

what i showed vs what i fuckin got. NOT WORTH 75 dollars tf. my fault tho bc i didn say nun… 😔 imma scaredy ahh poosay yall

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talking to my boyfriend about one of his classes and i thought i was soooooo funny… “giving ofc” STOPPPPPP🙈🙈 nvm keep “giving” it to me baby.

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erm. meet me ig!

i’m Koda! or Dakota ig.

oh! born july 2006! do the math my loves

he/him (shhhh it’s a secret. no it’s not i’m jus weird…)

i’m into Arcane, MLP, TWD, VGHS, Metalacolypse, COD, DayZ, Paul(2011), and Shameless

Music i like! The Cranberries, Nine Inch Nails, Pinegrove, Mom Jeans, TWRP, BABYMETAL, Dethklok + many more!!

socials!!🎀

instagram! koda.mead19 (most active on there)

Discord! dallasprobably

Reddit! Kodak_bear_24

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so i jus saw this and honestly i have some thinking to do. i’m no better than the ones who write it bc i READ it. anyway i should start treating him like he’s a real guy instead of some character in a video game or tv show… im so sorry Jschlatt i have wronged you. i need to get normal ab him and so do so many others, i wouldn’t want random people on the internet talking ab my dick lik that… would you?

tumblr is terrifying sometimes because why did i just come across RPF of one of my BEST FRIENDS?? LIKE A GUY IVE BEEN FRIENDS WITH FOR LITERAL YEARS???

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schlatt and dance gavin dance edit ?? somebody sedate me 😭😭

edit credit @ nowgeneratlon

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IM LOSING MY MIND!!! CRYING LAUGHING RN BRO

Yesterday night I was high and messed around with Schlatt's AI voice. This shit got me cacklinggggg!!!

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Jambo on the mind...

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this!

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.