gabrielisperamus
gabrielisperamus
they call me the lobster
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calob / 30 / chattanooga, tn / stewed, screwed, and tattooed
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gabrielisperamus · 5 years ago
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gabrielisperamus · 5 years ago
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“Writing and reading decrease our sense of isolation. They deepen and widen and expand our sense of life: they feed the soul. When writers make us shake our heads with the exactness of their prose and their truths, and even make us laugh about ourselves or life, our buoyancy is restored. We are given a shot at dancing with, or at least clapping along with, the absurdity of life, instead of being squashed by it over and over again.”
—  Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life 
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gabrielisperamus · 6 years ago
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Man I love vine and I’m gonna miss it! I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon but hey why not? Here is some of my favs!
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gabrielisperamus · 6 years ago
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best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses
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gabrielisperamus · 6 years ago
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gabrielisperamus · 7 years ago
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me: is spacing out
someone: wonder what they’re thinking abt
my brain: our house, in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the m
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gabrielisperamus · 7 years ago
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*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD
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gabrielisperamus · 7 years ago
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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 
“A scam” people are fucking wild.  
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gabrielisperamus · 7 years ago
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gabrielisperamus · 7 years ago
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gabrielisperamus · 7 years ago
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BBQ
blease be quiet
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gabrielisperamus · 7 years ago
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gabrielisperamus · 7 years ago
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raccoons and their… little hands
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gabrielisperamus · 7 years ago
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Stole this from 2019, just thought I share it here first.
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gabrielisperamus · 7 years ago
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