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When Vox is being ignored by Alastor and Valentino, don’t worry, he has a plan C…

Eel boy is wearing Vox’s jacket because it’s been a wild night, I guess.

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Velntino is the kind of sub that wants to be spoiled, carried around, flooded with gifts and compliments and taken care of in every aspect of his life.

Vox is the kind of sub that wants you to commit literal felonies on him and has DNR written on his tits.

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cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

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How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world

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Look, I am a fair and consensual cat king.

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Edwin is the main character in dating sim. He just keeps encountering hot yet deeply troubled guys who want to rail him.

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These guys and Vox live in the same city. I'm not saying anything but

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

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Dialogue writing in dead boy detectives is HORRENDOUS but the dynamics is so fanfic-y that I can not stop watching.

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Quick comic about Rosie and Vox lol… I keep thinking about their possible dynamic it’s so interesting to me? They have very different goals (good business and cannibalism)

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vox is slowly losing his heterosexuality

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concept of katie killjoy having sold her soul to vox because she thought he was an honourable Straight Man and low-key had a thing for him but then later found out he was one of the QUEERS but it was already too late by then

she thinks valentino turned him gay (only because he's more openly queer and it was more obvious with him than vox)

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Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench both having sold their souls to Vox because they had a thing for him. Both thought he was straight, Tom's just like that.

Katie having a different broadcast partner originally and Vox switching Tom to her partner after she made some low-key homophobic comment just to piss her off.

Tom Trench being less interested in Vox when he gets outed because he was really only interested in the fantasy of his dick being good enough to turn the straight man gay, if he's already queer then what's the point?

(follow-up to this post)

HEEEELP LMAOOO NOT TOM TOO JSDKJSDGKKSL this is real though

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concept of katie killjoy having sold her soul to vox because she thought he was an honourable Straight Man and low-key had a thing for him but then later found out he was one of the QUEERS but it was already too late by then

she thinks valentino turned him gay (only because he's more openly queer and it was more obvious with him than vox)

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If Vees Tower had a workplace dramedy, Vox's assistant would 100% look at the camera like Jim from the office.