#canon to me

[pattons-second-cookie-v2]

*Pre-Sanders Sides era*

Janus: Virgil, I like those purple shoelaces. Totally not an odd choice of statement color.

Virgil: What did you say?

Janus: I like your shoelaces.

Virgil: Thanks, I stole them from the President.

Remus: ……How the hell did you get to him before me???

[flowersintheimpala69]

firm believer that Dean will masturbate sometime in the middle of the day, not wash his hands after, and then go around touching shit with his gross cum hand. He especially loves touching sam. He gets a sort of perverse thrill out of it.

[d-1hater]

honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???

like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers

[ash-and-starlight]

newly obsessed with those fics where zuko calls azula “lala” as a nickname bc. well

[gay-and-sad-tm]

[skywerse]

the eepening

[ochiody]

i think after odysseus leaves calypsos island athena should try to reach out to him and get hit with seven years worth of praying begging pleading screams cries sobs etc

[candycatstuffs]

im pretty sure ive mentioned this before, but i am actually SO convinced that Rouge has a scrooge mcduck style money vault where she swims in comically large piles of gems and money. Like cmon, theres no fucking way she uses a bank

[mysinkingsun]

More lottienat postcrash

[starofthefullmoon]

we don’t appreciate enough the fact that Harry’s kids are Gen Z

like James Sirius is on tiktok. pulling pranks on his dad. the savior of the world, famous Harry Potter being forced into doing tik tok dances with his kids.

Lily Luna LOVES Taylor Swift. i KNOW Ginny loves her. Harry does too. Albus and James would never admit it but they know every song.

Albus loves Reputation, of that i’m certain.

Albus and Scorpius are rocking to Conan Gray in the Slytherin dorm. Scorpius loves One Direction, probably.

Albus loves to ghost his parents facetime calls. They just call Scorpius instead, he always answers.

[cod-dump]

Ghost: Masking? The only masking I use is my aloe-infused cold face mask three times a week. You think I stay looking this good by luck?? With the stress I'm under???

Gaz: Yeah we know, mate. They meant the autism.

Ghost: What does that have to do with my skincare routine???

Gaz: Bruh.

[pattons-second-cookie-v2]

Janus would send this to Roman and I cannot be convinced otherwise

[socgf]

dallas winston and his pretty girlfriend 💌

[flower-dagger-gay]

[mountedeverest]

Anyway, Buck defo religiously listens to The Weirdest Thing I Learned This Week podcast and insists Tommy buy astroglide because it was developed by NASA engineers

[goldenispunk]

HEAR ME OUT

Dutch Van Der Linde almost definitely uses his bandana as a gag when he fucks