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wonder how to send cake to the distortion world

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:(

Me and my partner have started a cult that worships Giratina. We are currently looking for members! Would you like to join?

We do NOT require funding, illegal activity, a place of residence, uniform, or regular attendance.

We usually just hold a meeting for a few minutes over discord.

While we do not have (or use) uniforms, we do prefer to wear colors that are similar to Giratina's. This is very much optional, but is appreciated if done.

(WE DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH, OR CONDONE THE ACTIONS OF, TEAM GALATIC.)

(this is literally just an excuse to hang out with folks that also think Giratina is kinda cool.)

head in my hands. Club. the word you're looking for is Club. you are starting a get-together. a group chat if you will. i swear. does the concept of an evil world-dominating team-slash-cult mean nothing to the new generation

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OI

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adding this

quick introduction, since apparently i’m the pr guy now.  like they weren’t giving me enough work already

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maybe i shouldn’t have asked 💀

it’s not really necessary to make everyone forget him bc we’re not allowed to mention it anyways-

ah well c’est la vie, m’lord

hey so i’m just kinda concerned about my ex boss like he totally deserved it but like what did you do to him exactly

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here is my personal take on how his eternity should go (you are fun to draw)

LMAO THIS IS WAY FUNNIER THAN WHAT I'M ACTUALLY DOING TO HIM. AND THIS IS REALLY GOOD ART THANK YOU

AS FOR WHAT I ACTUALLY DID, HE'S STILL ALIVE, BUT I'VE TAKEN AWAY THE UNIVERSE HE WAS SO DESPERATE TO GET RID OF. I TOOK HIS SENSES FROM HIM, AZELF (REPRESENTING THE WHOLE OF THE TRIO, THEY WERE HAPPY TO WORK WITH ME ON THIS) TOOK HIS WILL, AND I LEFT HIM TO PLUNGE INTO THE VOID, BLIND, DEAF, NUMB TO ALL SENSATION, AND UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING BUT EXIST WITH HIS THOUGHTS, FOR ALL ETERNITY. IF I COULD I WOULD ALSO ERASE ALL MEMORY OF HIS EXISTENCE, BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF POWER, SO I'M FORCED TO GRANT HIM THE MERCY OF BEING REMEMBERED FOR HIS ACTIONS

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do you think those evil teams make tumblrs because its the only place left that wont censor their edgy monologues

“i’m going to st3al your pokemon and h*ck you up” isn’t super menacing

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If you post about your pokemon, reblog this and write your starter pokemon and how you got them in the tags!

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everyone ive seen on here is like. yeah my best friend is a shiny absol that saved me from a fire when i was three. i’m actually an envoy of dialga. i am involved in multiple organized crime rings. i’m from an alternate dimension. i’m a zoroark in disguise.

i would like to know where the fuck you people live because the only interesting thing to happen to me this past week was getting the nice bread from the store instead of the cheap stuff

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Pokéblr Ask Game

General Questions 1-20, Pokémon Specific Questions 21-40

What region are you from? What town? 

What’s your Unovan horoscope? 

Have you visited other regions?

What region would you most like to visit if ever given the chance?

Thoughts on the legendaries of your home region?

Thoughts on the legendaries of another region?

If you were a gym leader, what kind of gym would you run? If you are already a gym leader or gym trainer, what’s your gym like?

Which do you prefer, competitive battling or battling for fun?

What type of battle strategy do you tend to use with your Pokémon? If you do contests or something else with your Pokémon, what is your preferred approach to that?

Favorite Pokémon League champion?

Favorite gym leader?

Give us a random celebrity (gym leader, tv personality, musician, etc.) you can’t stand and why.

Thoughts on your home region’s Pokémon League?

Weirdest recent local news story?

If you had to pick a Pokémon to represent you, what Pokémon would you pick? 

Favorite evolutionary stone?

Do you prefer to hand decorate your Pokéballs? Do you have a preference for any specialty Pokéballs?

Do you think Rock and Ground are distinctly different Pokémon types, or largely the same and incorrectly categorized? 

Do you think Grass and Bug are distinctly different Pokémon types, or largely the same and incorrectly categorized? 

Do you think Water and Ice are distinctly different Pokémon types, or largely the same and incorrectly categorized? 

Do your Pokémon wear any fun accessories?

Does your Pokémon have a favorite item?

Do your Pokémon battle? 

Would you ever enter one of your Pokémon in a contest? Which one?

What type of food do your Pokémon prefer? What flavors?

Pokéblocks, Poké Puffs, Poffins, Poké Beans, Curry, or Sandwiches?

Who was your first Pokémon? How did you get them? How long have you had them?

What is your most recently obtained Pokémon? 

What is your favorite Pokémon type? 

What is your least favorite Pokémon type?

If you could have any Pokémon in the world to add to your team, what Pokémon would it be?

Have you encountered any rare or unusual Pokémon?

Have any of your Pokémon evolved? If so, what was in your opinion the most difficult one to evolve? 

Do you have a Pokémon that refuses to evolve?

Did any of your Pokémon have temperament issues when they first evolved? How did you handle it?

Which Pokémon took you the longest to bond with?

Do you have a naming convention for your Pokémon?

What Pokémon did you grow up thinking was rare only to find out they’re common elsewhere?

Do you and your Pokémon have any badges or contest ribbons? Which one are you most proud of?

Favorite thing about your partner Pokémon?

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How ya’ll have time to catch rare pokemon??? What about bills??? And taxes???

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(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What's Team Galactic? -Tropius

according to the clipboard i’ve been handed by a stern looking commander, team galactic is a…

“Highly regarded and established scientific organisation dedicated to finding new, renewable energy sources utilising our Pokemon companions to their fullest extent.”

according to me, team galactic is a bunch of people not sure what’s going on but getting paid a decent amount to go collect pokemon from the side of the road. or from small children. also, we don’t talk about the time our old boss apparently went to summon the devil or something.

at least we have good insurance i guess :/

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Hi! It's me! The wigglyman!

start running

ahaha, no! (:

you’re not scarier than potentially losing my paid vacation hours for ditching work.

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rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc

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quick introduction, since apparently i’m the pr guy now.  like they weren’t giving me enough work already