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cozy game means fucking nothing. i saw someone call firewatch a cozy game. the game about child death. i saw someone say dredge was a cozy game thats secretly horror. theres nothing secret about the horror the main plot is about necromancy and the world ends. what the fuck are you talking about. is it bc the art style is nice to look at. oh im gonna watch my favorite chick flick the descent. what are you fucking talking about

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I left autoplay running on videos while I played a game yesterday and I hear Unknown Dude start talking about a visual novel that’s unlike any other because in this one, you play as the girl that a bunch of other dudes try to score with, so I think “did someone just discover otome games or something” immediately followed by Dude saying that the guys in it act like the usual reader of “normal” visual novels, or like incels, at which point I really gotta know what the hell and who the hell is being moron on main and it’s a video about Class Of ‘09 of all things glossing it, once more confirming that youtubers will not know a damn thing about the things they make videos of but by god they’ll make them.

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Guy who says “you know, the unabomber kind of had a point” but he just means that “eat your cake and have it too” is a more sensical idiom

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gunpla horse...

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Like I legit just don’t get it. This fucking mechslop posting, where it’s just like “oooooo woooo I’m a stinky sweaty human weapon in a cramped cockpit of a war machine being told who to fight and kill by my handler” literally has no basis in mecha as a whole beyond maybe squinting your eyes at armored core vi.

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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

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zam it up baby

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the funniest thing about orc city guy is that neither The Orc Wars nor the Elf King are original enough to actually get publicity on the book from all this. it'd link back if there was even one name there

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looking to get into gundam? there's a lot out there and it can be daunting, so take this quiz to find out which series you should start with!

original mobile suit gundam tv series

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genuinely losing my mind rn

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*bass drop* w-w-w-whats good lactation nation its your girl dj cowtits bringing you the sloshiest beats

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who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said

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having plot relevant sex with my thematically appropriate wife