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Hey! (EW) episodes are basically:

RJ City: How do you feel about the constant comparison between you and Humphrey Bogart's performance of Rick Blaine in "Casablanca"? Do you feel that this is too modest of a comparison for someone of your caliber?

Guest: [visible confusion]

RJ City: ... not a cinema fan, I see. [shuffles papers]

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I just had a realisation. In terms of Mox facing former World Champions, he's going backwards in order. Bryan, Swerve, Joe...

Sure he'll have the odd opponent in between. But the main ones are former champs soooo.

I'm thinking Max is next up for Mox between DoN and All In when Hangman could beat Mox for the title.

Legit it's reverse order if you take out Punk

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Nearly everything I've read tells me that Shoot Name Austin Jenkins is probably one of the nicest dudes in AEW.

However, Adam Cole is one of society's most vile monsters and directly responsible for some of history's greatest famines and other disasters.

I don't care he walks out through the left or the right side of the entrance, you can't convince me Adam Cole isn't always playing the long game to inevitably betray somebody and remind us all what a prick he is.

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just shield things <3

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Hangman + the AEW Men's World Championship

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I like that Timeless Toni Storm II: Tits Boogaloo is apparently being filmed in Technicolor© now.

Shows that she's willing to keep up with modern cinema, although these color films may just be a fad, so who knows.

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Back when Mox was the IWGP US Champion, he had to forfeit the title because there was a typhoon going on, and he wasn't able to make it to Japan.

Presumably, this is because Renee had to actively stop him from trying to hijack a plane to get there.

Moxley drove 11 hours to be at Dynamite due to the blizzard on-going atm so thats some real dedication to get a fucking SPIKE IN YOUR BACK HOLY SHIT.

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Another day of Hangman's adventures in the workplace (ft. his archnemesis, soulmate Swerve)

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I previously stated that I wasn't sure if the Toni Storm/Mariah May feud had significant staying power.

I would like to amend my statement and declare that not only does this feud absolutely have staying power, this feud is actually amazing. The gap in time while Toni was in Japan and Mexico was perfect.

Toni's whole fake retirement as Timeless Toni, only to come back pretending to be pre-Timeless Toni who somehow didn't know anyone? Only to reveal it's actually Timeless Toni *playing herself*?? What the fuck, I love this.

Mariah looking visibly, and increasingly, bothered by everything with Toni from her debut/return to Toni coming out as Mariah May for match is fantastic.

Wrestling needs more absolutely unhinged and violent feuds with women. This shit is beautiful.

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"Hangman" Adam Page has experienced significant turmoil in his life over approximately the last year. The effects of this turmoil have resulted in a notable detachment and isolation from his friends and coworkers. Additionally, these events have manifested a quest for revenge within Adam that could arguably be considered obsessive by others. While some may argue that Hangman brought these onto himself, this is not the case. The problems in Hangman's life can be directly traced to actions taken by Sting and his son, Darby Allin. In this essay, I will

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Hangman when he heard Swerve’s music

Hangman when he realized it was Ricochet

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Good to know that Athena can be beaten.

Deeply unfortunate to know that her only apparent weakness is "baseball bat to the head".

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actually killing me so bad

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I support Swerve getting into feuds with people that result in his opponents turning into psychologically broken monsters.

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Standing sadly by the window waiting for Eddie Kingston to come back from the war