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Fun Ways to Greet Your Friends! (Stolen idea from someone else, I forgot their URL)
I'm unoriginal
-"Who the fuck ate my mozzarella sticks, I swear I hid them well-"
-"And, at that moment, I knew- (just say the first phrase you see. Could be a sign, on a tee shirt, whatever)"
-"Where's the ransom"
-"And then she said, 'But WHY did you have to have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with your father's VINTAGE TRAIN COLLECTION'"
-"#freewill"
-"Han shot first"
-"I said *friend's name* NO, and then *friend's gender* said *friend's name* YES"
-"(Just play the Darth Vader theme music.)"
-"Richenbach fall"
-"Hey, hey, hey, the party is HERE"
-"Where are your mother truckin parents"
#lol#maybeitsmaybelline#free will#han shot first#funny#greetings#mozzarella sticks#vintage trains#darth vader
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Brendon: *heelys in drinking a Shirley temple* sup hets
Ryan: *looks at camera* He heelied into my heart
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reblog for a picture of ryan ross in your inbox
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throwback to that one time my ryan ross-lookin ass went to see p!atd with front row tickets and inadvertently sent brendon urie through a time warp of memories
so i:


have a strange, almost creepy resemblance to this man:

and for some reason, i decided to take some gel and give myself a ryhawk, paint my eyelids and upper nose pink, & draw a tree on my face using eyeliner, while attending the concert of this man:

resulting in this picture, which i took with my phone during the first song (‘don’t threaten me with a good time’) as he looked at me in all my cheez whiz glory:

sorry breadbin.
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the iconic ryan ross is 31 and i can’t handle that
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I’ll vote for Brendon as president instead
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Modern Day Cain // I Don’t Know How but They Found Me💫
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W h E n I t C o M e S t O f A c E b O o K m Y p O p U l A r I t Y s E n D l E s S
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I’m mad I watched this
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tbh fetus fall out boy sounds like Britney Spears trying to cover blink-182
#nohate#lmao#emo#fall out boy#britney spears#i'm sorry#blink 182#kill me#i've sinned#please don't hate me#ughhh#i love fall out boy#haha kill me#oops i did it again
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